CHALLENGE: Post your best Donald Trump style 'Fact'

[LynneSin]

Here is your chance to post 'facts' the same way that Donald Trump rattles them off his lying tongue.

Post your 'facts' as you see them here! Let's see who can post the craziest one!

Like this:

FACT: Holy Water actually contains arsenic meant to poison the minds of Catholic into voting liberal!

[KamaAina]

1. Dogfish Head beer actually contains arsenic

meant to poison the minds of Delawareans into voting liberal!

[LynneSin]

2. I voted liberal before I started drinking DFH

just saying!

[eppur_se_muova]

4. I heard it's actually made from catfish -- I don't know if it's true, that's just what I heard ! nt

[mainstreetonce]

3. I lost the lottery

The guy who called the numbers is a hater. My numbers were just as good, the hater won't recognize them because I'm not from N.j anymore. I love NJ nothing wrong with being from there, but the hater thinks if you left NJ your lottery picks don't count.

[trueblue2007]

5. The RIGHT side of my body is Female & the LEFT side of my body is MALE

[jmowreader]

6. FACT: Trump won't drink the water in his Chicago tower because it comes out of the canal

[pinboy3niner]

7. Latinos LOVE me. They tell me all the time, "Keep it up, Pendejo."

[geardaddy]

11. Yes, they do.

[geardaddy]

8. My mother comes from the ancient Scottish clan

called the "MacWeehands"

[pinboy3niner]

9. I think I've seen one of your clan

[geardaddy]

10. I require eye bleach.