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ashling

(25,771 posts)
Mon Jun 6, 2016, 10:21 PM Jun 2016

How I broke my.thumb: the further adventures of Spotty Bottom

Did I mention that I broke my thumb?

Well, probably not because the last installment in this saga was before I was aware that I had, indeed broken my thumb. But I did.

As you will recall from the last episode, My Ass in the Cemetery, that an ass has a mind of its own and can, in fact be a real smart ass. There are probably more than a few of those wandering around here in the Lounge at any given time ... but, I digress.

When we finally got Spotty calmed down --that is, the first time we got him calmed down to get a hold of his halter we quickly realized that this was not a smart move.

Spotty bolted all of a sudden like ... leaving two grown men in the dirt. I jammed my thumb pretty hard.

After we finally got Spotty penned up in our back yard I noticed that my whole thumb was black and blue. . I had already noticed tha it hurt like Hades. Ipretty much expected a bad bruise. So I thought I would tough it out.

No, I did not need to go to the doctor.

Over the next.few days the black and blue was mostly gone, my thumb was still much larger than my other thumb. But NO, Idid not need to see a doctor!

Two weeks later I was sitting talking to the nurse practitioner ... she sent me to get an xray. ... and as it turned out -- it is broken with probable joint involvement.

I have an appointment to see the orthopedic specialist.

I need a hug

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How I broke my.thumb: the further adventures of Spotty Bottom (Original Post) ashling Jun 2016 OP
At least you saved your ass. Laffy Kat Jun 2016 #1
Thanks ashling Jun 2016 #2
.. avebury Jun 2016 #3
You got thumbs, even if they hurt. Let me tell ya. Xipe Totec Jun 2016 #4
Loved the first Spotty adventure but Phentex Jun 2016 #5
Take care of your thumb pinboy3niner Jun 2016 #6

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)
4. You got thumbs, even if they hurt. Let me tell ya.
Tue Jun 7, 2016, 03:06 AM
Jun 2016

Middle School. First day. Carpentry class.

Kid puts a board through the saw. With both thumbs behind the board.

Cuts the board clean, and both thumbs.

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)
5. Loved the first Spotty adventure but
Tue Jun 7, 2016, 09:06 AM
Jun 2016

Sorry to hear about the thumb. Hope it's not too bad. Good luck!

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