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Kingofalldems

(38,451 posts) Tue Jun 28, 2016, 11:11 AM Jun 2016

Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-steals-van-take-waffle-house/nrn5j/?ecmp=pbp_social_twitter_2015_sfp

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Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House (Original Post) Kingofalldems Jun 2016 OP

That's the most Florida sentence ever written. Aristus Jun 2016 #1

That took me a second, but you you are probably right liberal N proud Jun 2016 #2

I vehemently disagree! LiberalEsto Jun 2016 #3

NAKED Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House for his cousins' wedding. eom PufPuf23 Jun 2016 #7

smothered and covered n/t hibbing Jun 2016 #4

we do love our Waffle Houses OriginalGeek Jun 2016 #5

Me, too! And by that, I meant I usually get the omelette, LOL Rhiannon12866 Jun 2016 #9

Must be part of the property rights movement. Baitball Blogger Jun 2016 #6

How else was he going to get there? Crestview is too small to have taxis or Uber csziggy Jun 2016 #8

Aristus

(66,316 posts)

1. That's the most Florida sentence ever written.

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 11:36 AM

Jun 2016

n/t

liberal N proud

(60,334 posts)

2. That took me a second, but you you are probably right

Reply to Aristus (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 11:54 AM

Jun 2016

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

3. I vehemently disagree!

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 12:07 PM

Jun 2016

The most Florida headline would be

NAKED Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House

PufPuf23

(8,767 posts)

7. NAKED Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House for his cousins' wedding. eom

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 03:50 PM

Jun 2016

hibbing

(10,096 posts)

4. smothered and covered n/t

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 01:30 PM

Jun 2016

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

5. we do love our Waffle Houses

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 03:06 PM

Jun 2016

the funny thing is I usually get an omelette. Hardly ever get waffles.

I have been naked inside a Waffle House.

restroom.

with the door locked.

looooong road trip. Some stuff needed cleaning.

Rhiannon12866

(205,209 posts)

9. Me, too! And by that, I meant I usually get the omelette, LOL

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 29, 2016, 01:57 AM

Jun 2016

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)

6. Must be part of the property rights movement.

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Tue Jun 28, 2016, 03:36 PM

Jun 2016

I'm sure he'll find more than one Florida lawyer willing to defend his position.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)

8. How else was he going to get there? Crestview is too small to have taxis or Uber

Reply to Kingofalldems (Original post)

Wed Jun 29, 2016, 01:47 AM

Jun 2016

And he probably wanted to go to the Waffle House all the way south of the interstate - that's the one near the truck stop. That's way too far to walk in this heat!

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