You become President. Which one of these executive orders do you sign first?

[shenmue]

13 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Every Thursday, ice cream sandwiches are 60c off
	0 (0%)
	Senate replaced by baby goats
	4 (31%)
	Day off for air hockey tournaments
	1 (8%)
	President's cat will address Congress no fewer than four times a year
	2 (15%)
	Naked dance parties on the White House lawn
	2 (15%)
	New Olympic sport: thumb-wrestling
	0 (0%)
	Sarah Palin becomes Ambassador to the Moon
	2 (15%)
	State of the Union ends with kung-fu battle
	0 (0%)
	I dunno
	0 (0%)
	Pie
	2 (15%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[pinboy3niner]

1. Well, we can always use a Loony...um, I mean Lunar Ambassador

[yellowdogintexas]

2. Pie Definitely pie. nt

[shenmue]

3. Mmmmm

[ZombieHorde]

4. Naked dancing, but baby goats are a close second. nt

[KMOD]

5. I would have intercoms installed in both

the Senate and the House. That way I could listen in, and boo them when appropriate.

I would also use it to pipe in music of my choice at will.

[Taitertots]

8. The Phantom of the Senate

[KMOD]

9. lol

[NightWatcher]

6. I dissolve the Washington Nationals, Mets, and Braves. My Marlins will win a pennant!!!

Then PIE!!!

[Sophiegirl]

11. Uh.....

No. Doesn't get my vote.

1st place!!

[trueblue2007]

7. send sarah and ALL the rotten gop's to the moon. build huge colonies for them to live

make the habitations luxurious and make sure they never leave.

[Rhiannon12866]

12. Didn't Newt Gingrich volunteer to be the first to go??

[MicaelS]

10. Double Chocolate Silk Pie

Then Cherry.

[Sherman A1]

13. Pie

I need some pie. ...

[struggle4progress]

14. I voted naked dance parties so I'd have an excuse for why I never got elected