I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING.

[rurallib]

In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

I still don't think I looked that bad!
Just need to wear underwear more often.


(jokes my brother sends me)

[hobbit709]

1. Meh!

[NightWatcher]

2. Reminds me of the trouble I got in at the golf course last month

The sign on it said "ball washer". I don't see why that foursome of lady golfers was freaked out.

[3catwoman3]

3. Your brother...

...is very funny!

[yuiyoshida]

4. This is the kind of story I would expect to hear from

The late and great MiddleFingerMom.

[geardaddy]

14. +1

I miss him and his jokes.

[mrmpa]

5. My 86 year old mother...........

laughed like crazy. Thank you.

[840high]

8. I did 2

[malthaussen]

6. okay, you got me.

I was all ready to wonder what possessed you to get a concealed carry permit in the first place.

[OriginalGeek]

13. I've never carried a gun but I have a ccl.

I think I mostly got it to piss off conservative friends and acquaintances who think only THEY should have them.


I think it's good for them to know that when their ridiculous conservative policies finally do bring about the apocalypse and they think they can go on unfettered, Mad-Maxian raiding parties there just might be some resistance.

[awoke_in_2003]

7. Why, when Miley Cyrus

licks a sledgehammer while half naked it's okay, but when I do it I get banned from Home Depot?

[rurallib]

9. maybe your tongue isn't as pretty as hers?

[awoke_in_2003]

10. That's probably it. nt

[whistler162]

11. Surprised the cashier didn't say

"Sorry, we don't carry derringer rounds!"

[Wounded Bear]

12. OK, you got me...

I almost didn't open this.