Riddle for ya:......... What do you call a fake noodle????

[dixiegrrrrl]

C'mon....you can get this one
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[MADem]

1. LOL--sounds like a southie joke! Works well anywhere in the Bay State, RI too! nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. and in the South

tho there may be places where it has 6 syllables ( arrrllll for oil, for example.

[MADem]

4. My favorite is that AHHHHHSSSS for ICE down south.

Never ask for a piece of ice, it could cause confusion!!!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. Speaking of southern language

First few weeks of living down here, I was at a small "family style" restaurant, where you first order the main course
and then you order "sides" ( mostly vegetables, including fried okra)
I had ordered peas...."peas" was the only word on the menu for them.
and got a side plate of small brown beans.
Much chatter between the waitress and my dinner mates, till one triumphantly figured it out....
" She must have meant ENGLISH peas"

Waitress nicely said..." she shoulda said so, then" and turned to me..."do you want English peas?"

I was feeling pretty small and meek at that moment, but said I would like some.

"Sorry, we don't have those here"

( If you want potatoes, you have to say "arsh potatoes" or you wlll get sweet potatoes.
Took me months to realize "arsh" potatoes was an old time word for "Irish" ( white) potatoes.

[MADem]

7. "ARSH potatoes!" LOL--wash them down with some of that ARSH whiskey!

Even in USA we are separated by a common language!
And ENGLISH peas--I love that!

They do love their peas in UK and that "ARSH" place, too--they sell "mushy peas" in a can (really-like it's a feature)- LOL!

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[phleshdef]

2. Ah, so its faux as opposed to pho

[MADem]

8. OK, that deserves a round of applause!

[Solly Mack]

5. Tasty!