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Fri Aug 19, 2016, 12:22 PM

10 words that sound rude but really, genuinely aren't

1. cock-a-bendy
2. titbow
3. panshit
4. bumfiddlery
5. bumbailiff
6. butt-shaft
7. sexangle
8. skiddy-cock
9. assapanick
10. fanny-blower

And my bonus favorite: Cummingtonite


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Reply 10 words that sound rude but really, genuinely aren't (Original post)
Blue_Tires Aug 2016 OP
rug Aug 2016 #1
Major Nikon Aug 2016 #2
Doc_Technical Aug 2016 #3
Mendocino Aug 2016 #4
dembotoz Aug 2016 #5
Orrex Aug 2016 #7
Wolf Frankula Aug 2016 #6
clarice Aug 2016 #8
Younemeen Aug 2016 #10
Orrex Aug 2016 #12
Younemeen Aug 2016 #13
clarice Aug 2016 #9
smirkymonkey Aug 2016 #17
Initech Aug 2016 #11
Frank Cannon Aug 2016 #14
Tom Kitten Aug 2016 #15
Tommy_Carcetti Aug 2016 #16

Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 19, 2016, 12:43 PM

1. If you have a cock-a-bendy within four hours, you're fine.

 

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Aug 19, 2016, 01:50 PM

2. Hard to believe ballcock didn't make the list

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 20, 2016, 09:18 AM

3. Charles Darwin school of motorcycling

I remember when motorcycle fuel tanks had a petcock.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 20, 2016, 10:13 AM

4. Reminds me of the baseball player Johnny Dickshot.

Yes that was his real name. Adding insult to injury his nickname was ugly.
Ugly Johnny Dickshot

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Response to Mendocino (Reply #4)

Sat Aug 20, 2016, 10:25 AM

5. Or the racecar driver dick trickle

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Response to Mendocino (Reply #4)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 09:27 AM

7. That one's bad, but who can forget...

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Aug 20, 2016, 01:20 PM

6. How about a Stopcock?

No it's not a chastity belt.

Wolf

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 11:43 AM

8. Angina?

 

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Response to clarice (Reply #8)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:11 PM

10. angina

there's nothing wrong with "angina", it is only that it sounds similar

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Response to Younemeen (Reply #10)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:51 PM

12. This has been addressed previously, in fact.

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Response to Orrex (Reply #12)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:04 AM

13. that's not an "incident" IMO :D

how you even found that?

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 11:44 AM

9. philatelist ?

 

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Response to clarice (Reply #9)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 04:34 PM

17. Beat me to it!

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Tue Aug 23, 2016, 12:18 PM

11. Bumfidlery sounds like some occupation from the 1920s.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:31 AM

14. Niggardly.

That used to be a favorite word of mine until misguided PC warriors extinguished it from our vernacular. It's Scandinavian in origin and has absolutely nothing to do with what you think it does.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:48 AM

15. Thundercrack

Poop deck
Titmouse
Uranus
Delicious Schweddy Balls

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:50 AM

16. Balls to the Wall. nt

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