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rug

(82,333 posts) Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:48 PM Sep 2016

Dear Lounge,

My upstairs neighbor keeps borrowing my vacuum cleaner.

When he didn't return it last time, I went up and rang his door buzzer and he kept shouting "Not now!"

What should I do?

Signed,

Dusty

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Dear Lounge, (Original Post) rug Sep 2016 OP

There might be something wrong with the door buzzard. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2016 #1

It didn't look all that well. rug Sep 2016 #3

That Dirty Devil! True Dough Sep 2016 #2

The one he took is a vivacious yellow. rug Sep 2016 #4

Time to buy a new vacuum. In_The_Wind Sep 2016 #5

Bang on his door with a hammer. JustABozoOnThisBus Sep 2016 #6

I would hire 5 vacuum cleaner salesmen who would each to ring his door buzzard every ten minutes.... clarice Sep 2016 #7

Oh, he's had at least six up there displaying their wares. rug Sep 2016 #11

well....either way..thaT SUCKS. LOL clarice Sep 2016 #20

You're lucky. My neighbor released 102 parrots in my yard... Phentex Sep 2016 #8

The crumbs! I don't have a vacuum cleaner to loan you. rug Sep 2016 #12

If the vacuum was under 18 years old you might have a case... chknltl Sep 2016 #9

May I suggest you start by ordering a pair of these discntnt_irny_srcsm Sep 2016 #10

That's vicious. rug Sep 2016 #13

No... this is.... discntnt_irny_srcsm Sep 2016 #14

This was Nancy. rug Sep 2016 #15

And here is vicious and Nancy. Glassunion Sep 2016 #16

Here are the Sex Pistols! rug Sep 2016 #17

Never mind the bollocks Glassunion Sep 2016 #18

R.I.P. Nancy pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #21

Well, that sucks. Marie Marie Sep 2016 #19

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)

1. There might be something wrong with the door buzzard.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:51 PM

Sep 2016

rug

(82,333 posts)

3. It didn't look all that well.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:58 PM

Sep 2016

True Dough

(17,302 posts)

2. That Dirty Devil!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:56 PM

Sep 2016

rug

(82,333 posts)

4. The one he took is a vivacious yellow.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:59 PM

Sep 2016

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. Time to buy a new vacuum.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

Sep 2016

[img][/img] Some things really should not be shared.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,338 posts)

6. Bang on his door with a hammer.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 05:18 PM

Sep 2016

That might fix the door buzzard.

clarice

(5,504 posts)

7. I would hire 5 vacuum cleaner salesmen who would each to ring his door buzzard every ten minutes....

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 05:34 PM

Sep 2016

and have them say " I heard that you need a new vacuum.

rug

(82,333 posts)

11. Oh, he's had at least six up there displaying their wares.

Reply to clarice (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 07:32 PM

Sep 2016

clarice

(5,504 posts)

20. well....either way..thaT SUCKS. LOL

Reply to rug (Reply #11)

Thu Sep 8, 2016, 10:18 AM

Sep 2016

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

8. You're lucky. My neighbor released 102 parrots in my yard...

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 05:39 PM

Sep 2016

and I'm out of crackers!!!!

rug

(82,333 posts)

12. The crumbs! I don't have a vacuum cleaner to loan you.

Reply to Phentex (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 07:33 PM

Sep 2016

chknltl

(10,558 posts)

9. If the vacuum was under 18 years old you might have a case...

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 06:18 PM

Sep 2016

...after 18 they tend to do what they want.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

10. May I suggest you start by ordering a pair of these

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 06:39 PM

Sep 2016

http://www.seismicaudiospeakers.com/passive-2x15-line-array-subwoofer-pair-of-2x10-line-array-speakers-mounting-frame/p/SALA-215S-PKG1

The remaining steps are left as an exercise.

rug

(82,333 posts)

13. That's vicious.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 07:34 PM

Sep 2016

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

14. No... this is....

Reply to rug (Reply #13)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 08:00 PM

Sep 2016

rug

(82,333 posts)

15. This was Nancy.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #14)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 08:12 PM

Sep 2016

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)

16. And here is vicious and Nancy.

Reply to rug (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 09:01 PM

Sep 2016

rug

(82,333 posts)

17. Here are the Sex Pistols!

Reply to Glassunion (Reply #16)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 09:08 PM

Sep 2016

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)

18. Never mind the bollocks

Reply to rug (Reply #17)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 09:13 PM

Sep 2016

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

21. R.I.P. Nancy

Reply to rug (Reply #15)

Thu Sep 8, 2016, 10:25 AM

Sep 2016

I remember reading her mother's book long ago.

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

19. Well, that sucks.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Sep 7, 2016, 11:35 PM

Sep 2016

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