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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHere's the British Candy Commercial Depicting a Handjob That's Gone Massively Viral
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a63903/maltesers-commercial-taking-the-internet-by-storm/British television viewers were in for a surprise after watching the opening of the Rio 2016 Paralympics on Wednesday night. This commercial for candy brand Maltesers followed the opening ceremony coverage, and it quickly became the most-talked about topic on social media.
The risqué ad stars disabled actress Storme Toolis, who can be seen chatting to her girlfriends about a "frisky" moment with her new boyfriend.
"My hands may have been wandering slightly," she reveals. "And then I start having a spasm, which he misinterprets."
Storme then uses her packet of Maltesers to demonstrate exactly what happened in this "awkward" sexual encounter. She shakes the chocolates around as they spill out all over the table, before concluding with the punch line, "He wasn't complaining."
"My hands may have been wandering slightly," she reveals. "And then I start having a spasm, which he misinterprets."
Storme then uses her packet of Maltesers to demonstrate exactly what happened in this "awkward" sexual encounter. She shakes the chocolates around as they spill out all over the table, before concluding with the punch line, "He wasn't complaining."
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Here's the British Candy Commercial Depicting a Handjob That's Gone Massively Viral (Original Post)
KamaAina
Sep 2016
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True Dough
(17,255 posts)1. Hmm...
KamaAina, I just replied to your "dangling balls" thread and then spotted this one. I'm getting a sense of your surfing habits!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)2. Both came straight off my FB feed.
Not sure if they were from the same person, but do have a good idea who it might have been.
rurallib
(62,387 posts)3. I got a charge out of it
Skittles
(153,113 posts)4. *HAR*
love it
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)5. But it's for the wrong brand of candy!
Skittles
(153,113 posts)6. he, I pretty much like all candy
and I am half Brit too