Is it okay if I take a little nap here in the lounge?

[ghostsinthemachine]

On that leopard print couch right over there? I'm worn out. I can't keep arguing anymore...😉

[Angry Dragon]

1. the Lounge is made for naps

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Of course you can, my dear ghostsinthemachine!

I'll pull the blinds so the sun won't keep you awake and here's a blanket if you get chilly.

Sleep well!

[Sanity Claws]

3. that's not a leopard print

That's a leopard

[awoke_in_2003]

6. Upgraded from lounge lizard

to lounge leopard? Nice.

[Phentex]

4. rest up before disco Friday!

[trof]

5. Sure. Just try not to snore.

[True Dough]

7. Just keep your pants on, okay?

No need to have anything hanging out while you're catching your Zzzs.

[lastlib]

8. Hey, this is the No-Pants Lounge!

per MFM

[OriginalGeek]

9. Correct!

I'm pretty sure the answer to the question posed at the end of my signature is "Not wear pants".

[UTUSN]

10. Hades *NO* - do you want us to lose our license?!1 Reminds me of a story:

(It's illegal to put your head down in a bar.)

A well known street fellow had his head down on the table. The owner went over, touched him lightly on the shoulder and said, "You can't sleep here!"

The fellow said, "It's not that I *can't* it's that you won't *let* me!1"

[ghostsinthemachine]

12. I just woke up! Is it over?

Hillary won and the racist shitbirds have gone back into hiding?

[Skittles]

13. I WILL GIVE YOU A WAKEUP CALL

*YOU KNOW WHAT KIND*; yes INDEED