MEANWHILE, in Nebraska...

[Blue_Tires]

Man accidentally eats 4 pot brownies, cusses at cat

OMAHA, Neb. —Police were called to a home near 93rd and Ohio streets Tuesday around 9:45 p.m. for an accidental overdose report. When officers arrived, they spoke with the 53-year-old man, who said he had eaten four brownies earlier in the day and after feeling the effects of them, believes they contained marijuana.

Police said the man was displaying odd behavior such as crawling around on the floor, calling their cat a 'bitch' and randomly using profanities along with saying he feels like 'he's trippin.'

Police spoke with the man's wife who said she got home around 9:30 p.m. and said she and her husband were watching TV when all of a sudden her husband started to suffer from bad anxiety. The wife told police that her children had borrowed their grandfather's car earlier in the day to get groceries. When the husband went out to retrieve them, he saw some brownies laying on the back seat, which he later ate.

While police were still at the scene, the son arrived and said the brownies belonged to his siblings and he we was pretty sure they had marijuana in them. Medics checked the man's vitals and said they were fine, although the man refused to go to the hospital. The man was helped into bed and asked to call 911 if the situation became worse.

http://www.koat.com/man-accidentally-overdoses-on-pot-brownies-calls-cat-profane-names/41261170

[Laffy Kat]

1. Well maybe the cat really is a bitch.

Mine is, but I love her anyway.

[NightWatcher]

2. And he woke up Thursday morning feeling better than any hangover.

[Blue_Tires]

3. But what about the cat's feelings?

[NightWatcher]

4. Feelings? Cats? My kitteh has no feelings and lives for each moment...and sometimes is a bitch too