Two ducks check into a hotel.

[Ron Obvious]

So two ducks check into a hotel for a weekend of romance and illicit sex. Just as things are heating up, one of the ducks asks:

"Did you bring the condoms?"

"No", says the other duck. "I thought you brought them."

"Well, what are we going to do?", wails the first duck.

"I know", says the other duck. "We'll call room service!"

So they call room service, and yes, they do deliver condoms to rooms in this hotel.

Ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door and a liveried porter is there holding a box of condoms.

"Oh, terrific, you're a life-safer", quacks the first duck.

"Why, it's all part of the service", says the porter. "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"

"Why, NO!!", recoils the duck in terror, "What are you, some kind of pervert?!"

[Baitball Blogger]

1. I'm sure room service has seen their share of quackery.

[pinboy3niner]

2. The room service rule should be: No Peking

[benld74]

3. Honestly say I didn't know that one

[NanceGreggs]

4. This reminded me …

A GF of mine was quite proud of her French language skills in high school, and when her French class went on a field trip to Paris, everyone looked to her to speak for them, rather than be embarrassed by their own lack of fluency.

The last night of their trip, everyone went to a famous restaurant – extremely posh. My GF queried the waiters on behalf of those unsure of the menu items; she ordered for those unsure of their ability to make themselves fully understood.

At the end of the evening, my GF asked their waiter for “the bill”. He could not control his laughter. He ran off to the kitchen – whereupon the entire staff burst into laughter.

My GF was mortified. She later asked the waiter what was so funny. He told her that instead of asking for a summary of the evening’s expenses, she had – in perfect French – asked him to give her the nose of a duck.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. This story is such a Canard.

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(Check Google translate for the French word "Canard&quot

[Retired George]

6. Were they Mighty?

[red dog 1]

7. Was one of them named Donald?

K&R

[Stuart G]

8. quack, quack, quack...!!!

[Enrique]

9. how do you get down off a ducK?

[Glorfindel]

10. Depending on the size, you "eider" use a ladder or a parachute.

Everyone knows that, ducky.