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Tue Oct 18, 2016, 02:17 PM

MEANWHILE, in England:

Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton



http://www.northants.police.uk/#!/News/28925


Nothing subtle about that guy...

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Reply MEANWHILE, in England: (Original post)
Blue_Tires Oct 2016 OP
cwydro Oct 2016 #1
pinboy3niner Oct 2016 #3
msanthrope Oct 2016 #20
femmocrat Oct 2016 #4
A HERETIC I AM Oct 2016 #5
Orrex Oct 2016 #6
Orrex Oct 2016 #7
BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2016 #15
Orrex Oct 2016 #16
BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2016 #17
callous taoboy Oct 2016 #23
Orrex Oct 2016 #8
Orrex Oct 2016 #9
Orrex Oct 2016 #10
BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2016 #14
Orrex Oct 2016 #11
Orrex Oct 2016 #12
BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2016 #13
trof Oct 2016 #18
Name removed Oct 2016 #19
baldguy Oct 2016 #21
pinboy3niner Oct 2016 #22
lindysalsagal Oct 2016 #24
lindysalsagal Oct 2016 #25

Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Tue Oct 18, 2016, 02:55 PM

1. Florida man crosses the pond?

Enquiring minds want to know.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 01:36 AM

3. Who does he think he is, Carol Burnett?

"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it."


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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 07:56 PM

20. I hope he didn't use valance. nt

 

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 09:16 AM

4. He takes "window shopping" to a new level.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 10:46 AM

5. It's just a goiter.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:26 AM

6. This was actually an attempted art heist

He thought he was in Paris and was trying to steal the Louver.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:27 AM

7. Another example of blind stupidity

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Response to Orrex (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:19 PM

15. But thankfully, finially he's been caught.

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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #15)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:25 PM

16. Oh, that's a winner

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Response to Orrex (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:55 PM

17. Lol!!!

Awwww tanks!!! Coming from one of the greats, that's truly humbling!

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Response to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 03:43 PM

23. I shutter to think what his fine will be.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:27 AM

8. Windows don't deserve such treatment

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:28 AM

9. Shades of petty larceny

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:29 AM

10. He's lucky--he could have suffered a terrible pane

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Response to Orrex (Reply #10)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:17 PM

14. Yeah! He's got that glazed look about him.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:30 AM

11. That's no way to wear a sash

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:32 AM

12. If this guy does it again, it'll be curtains

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Response to Orrex (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:16 PM

13. They're just trying to frame him.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Wed Oct 19, 2016, 06:22 PM

18. He oughta be hit in the slats.

Look it up.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 06:30 AM

21. He might be just really happy thinking about someone.

 

The anatomical geometry might be slightly problematic, though.

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Response to baldguy (Reply #21)

Thu Oct 20, 2016, 06:48 AM

22. Backward Viagra

It's on the window treatment secret menu.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Oct 22, 2016, 06:36 PM

24. And here I thought my ex was a pain in the neck>

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Sat Oct 22, 2016, 06:40 PM

25. Artful dogder?

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