Tue Oct 18, 2016, 02:17 PM
Blue_Tires (55,415 posts)
MEANWHILE, in England:
Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton
![]() http://www.northants.police.uk/#!/News/28925 Nothing subtle about that guy...
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Author | Time | Post |
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Blue_Tires | Oct 2016 | OP |
cwydro | Oct 2016 | #1 | |
pinboy3niner | Oct 2016 | #3 | |
msanthrope | Oct 2016 | #20 | |
femmocrat | Oct 2016 | #4 | |
A HERETIC I AM | Oct 2016 | #5 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #6 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #7 | |
BlancheSplanchnik | Oct 2016 | #15 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #16 | |
BlancheSplanchnik | Oct 2016 | #17 | |
callous taoboy | Oct 2016 | #23 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #8 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #9 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #10 | |
BlancheSplanchnik | Oct 2016 | #14 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #11 | |
Orrex | Oct 2016 | #12 | |
BlancheSplanchnik | Oct 2016 | #13 | |
trof | Oct 2016 | #18 | |
Name removed | Oct 2016 | #19 | |
baldguy | Oct 2016 | #21 | |
pinboy3niner | Oct 2016 | #22 | |
lindysalsagal | Oct 2016 | #24 | |
lindysalsagal | Oct 2016 | #25 |
Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Tue Oct 18, 2016, 02:55 PM
cwydro (41,585 posts)
1. Florida man crosses the pond?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 01:36 AM
pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)
3. Who does he think he is, Carol Burnett?
"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it."
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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 07:56 PM
msanthrope (37,549 posts)
20. I hope he didn't use valance. nt
Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 09:16 AM
femmocrat (28,188 posts)
4. He takes "window shopping" to a new level.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 10:46 AM
A HERETIC I AM (21,565 posts)
5. It's just a goiter.
Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:26 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
6. This was actually an attempted art heist
He thought he was in Paris and was trying to steal the Louver.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:27 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
7. Another example of blind stupidity
Response to Orrex (Reply #7)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:19 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (19,958 posts)
15. But thankfully, finially he's been caught.
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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #15)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:25 PM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
16. Oh, that's a winner
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Response to Orrex (Reply #16)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:55 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (19,958 posts)
17. Lol!!!
Awwww tanks!!! Coming from one of the greats, that's truly humbling!
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Response to Orrex (Reply #7)
Thu Oct 20, 2016, 03:43 PM
callous taoboy (4,225 posts)
23. I shutter to think what his fine will be.
Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:27 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
8. Windows don't deserve such treatment
Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:28 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
9. Shades of petty larceny
Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:29 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
10. He's lucky--he could have suffered a terrible pane
Response to Orrex (Reply #10)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:17 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (19,958 posts)
14. Yeah! He's got that glazed look about him.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:30 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
11. That's no way to wear a sash
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 11:32 AM
Orrex (59,589 posts)
12. If this guy does it again, it'll be curtains
Response to Orrex (Reply #12)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 12:16 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (19,958 posts)
13. They're just trying to frame him.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Wed Oct 19, 2016, 06:22 PM
trof (53,039 posts)
18. He oughta be hit in the slats.
Look it up.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Thu Oct 20, 2016, 06:30 AM
baldguy (36,649 posts)
21. He might be just really happy thinking about someone.
The anatomical geometry might be slightly problematic, though.
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Response to baldguy (Reply #21)
Thu Oct 20, 2016, 06:48 AM
pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)
22. Backward Viagra
It's on the window treatment secret menu.
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Sat Oct 22, 2016, 06:36 PM
lindysalsagal (14,272 posts)
24. And here I thought my ex was a pain in the neck>
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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)
Sat Oct 22, 2016, 06:40 PM
lindysalsagal (14,272 posts)
25. Artful dogder?
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