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Mon Nov 7, 2016, 02:22 PM

Everyone Loves Scorpios!

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Reply Everyone Loves Scorpios! (Original post)
MrScorpio Nov 2016 OP
RedCloud Nov 2016 #1
Mad_Dem_X Nov 2016 #4
fNord Nov 2016 #8
elleng Nov 2016 #2
True Dough Nov 2016 #3
rurallib Nov 2016 #5
WinkyDink Nov 2016 #6

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 02:36 PM

1. NASA disagrees! Ouch!

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 March 11

Pisces: March 11 April 18

Aries: April 18 May 13

Taurus: May 13 June 21

Gemini: June 21 July 20

Cancer: July 20 August 10

Leo: August 10 September 16

Virgo: September 16 October 30

Libra: October 30 November 23

Scorpio: November 23 November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 January 20

I am now a Virgo. That's right! Touched for the very first time.

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Response to RedCloud (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 04:52 PM

4. Wait, I'm a Libra now??

Nooo, I wanna be a Scorpio (Nov. 21)!

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Response to RedCloud (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 04:37 AM

8. Screw you NASA, I'm still a Gemini

Other me says so!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 02:39 PM

2. Not exactly!

My father was a great example of the brand, but another in my life, not so much!

YOU, however:

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 02:44 PM

3. Your horoscope...

It's time to pay more attention to the cautious and conservative voice inside you today, Scorpio (but not the Ted Cruz brand of conservative, that's fucking crazy!!!) -- especially if it's telling you to walk away from something new and mysterious. It's a bad idea to get involved in anything you're not totally sure about, such as investments (your past picks of Lehman Brothers and Enron tell us something), major purchases, or social events where big drama could occur (avoid election parties held by the Trump/Pence crowd, for example). You might think you can handle more risk right now, but you don't know what you're in for.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 10:30 PM

5. For a huge donation, you can get a cage

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 10:44 PM

6. November 5 right here!

 

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