What are your porta potty companies named?

[LisaM]

This whole "Don's Johns" thing got me thinking. The two I see most often are "HoneyBucket" and "The Wizards of Ooze".

[rurallib]

1. I don't know but a great possibilty just crossed my mind

"Give a Crap"

[LisaM]

2. Ha!

I bet there's one already named that. I know I've seen a few others, though I'm not recollecting them at the moment. They mostly pale in comparison to Wizards of Ooze (which has a logo of a crumpling wizard's hat).

[lastlib]

6. The TrumpDump!

slogan: "Bring Your Rump, and Dump A Trump!"

[Sanity Claws]

3. Call Ahead

They're in NY.

[LisaM]

4. That's funny!

Lots of them are.

[lastlib]

5. I don't know, but please--don't pee in the purse holder.

. . .

Several years ago, I was helping to run a very large boy scout event in our area, with thousands of boy scouts, cub scouts and parents in attendance. Big line of port-a-johns about fifty yards from the headquarters tent. So I'm standing behind the registration table where numerous bigwigs were seated, doing their adminstrative stuff, and a good friend of mine was sitting on the end of the table talking to one of the bigwigs.

Up comes this cub scout mom from the johns, walks into the tent, up to the table, and announces, "Somebody peed in the purse-holder in one of those toilets!" I thought my friend was going to fall off the table and hurt himself from laughing; I had to cover my mouth with my hand and bite my lip to keep from laughing. Somehow, one of the bigwigs kept his composure enough to tell her, "Ma'am, that's not a purse holder. That's a urinal." Poor woman--you should've seen the embarrassed look on her face!! Head down, mouth still open, she just turned around and walked out!

. . .

[pinboy3niner]

7. DUzy!

[lastlib]

14. Every time I step into a portable toilet, I think about that incident!

Even several years later, it STILL cracks me up!!

[LisaM]

9. That is so funny.

I just about burst out laughing on the bus.

[True Dough]

12. "Ma'am that's not a purse holder...

that's Donald Trump's personal shower."

If only the timing was right!

[Lochloosa]

8. Yesterdays Lunch

It's a real company in Florida.

[LisaM]

10. They must have some crazy fun conventions.

All of them trying to top each other.

[True Dough]

11. Royal Flush is what I recall seeing most

Although I don't know of anyone who's ever played poker while hanging out inside one!

[csziggy]

13. Pit Stop Portable Toilets and Howdys Rent A Toilet are the best of the locals nt

[jmowreader]

15. American On-Site Services and HoneyBucket

[Special Prosciuto]

16. There's a German company called A.S.S. Container

[redwitch]

17. Johnny on the Spot

I know I've seen others but can't think of them.

[Smickey]

18. Rid-A-Turd

You asked.

[pinboy3niner]

19. Reminds me of an old joke in a certain industry

A guy works at the airport driving the honey truck up to the planes and connecting a hose to pump out their lavatory sewage tanks.

One day the guy's friends corner him: "You come home from work every day covered in crap and reeking to high heaven. Why don't you quit and get another job?"

"What?" the guy asks. "And get out of aviation?"

[trof]

20. Circus elephant cleanup:

"And get out of show biz?"