old joke reworked for d.ump

[Marthe48]

Melania is being interviewed. She tells the reporter she is worth billions. The reporter jokingly asks, "Did you hoard all that money?" And she replies, "No, Donald hoard most of it."

[red dog 1]

1. Another old joke reworked for Trump

On his 1st night in the White House (Last night), the ghost of George Washington appears, and Trump asks: "George, what is the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Washington's ghost replies: "Never lie to the people, always tell the truth."
To which Trump replies: "No, I can't do that."

On his 2nd night in the White House, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears, and Trump asks:
"Thomas, what is the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Jefferson's ghost replies: "Always put the needs of the people first."
Trump replies: "No, I can't do that."

On his 3rd night in the White House, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears, and Trump asks:
"Abraham, what is the best thing I can do for the people of the United States?"
Lincoln's ghost replies: "Go see a play!"

[Marthe48]

2. hahahahaa

Great! keep them coming!