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The white house needs another cat. Has not been one there since Sox.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)I don't think Trump has ever had a pet of any kind; I don't think he like animals. Anyhow, no cat would ever have anything to do with him; they can sense evil.
Rhiannon12866
(205,200 posts)The fact that they're the only ones who never have had a pet should tell us a lot about them.
red dog 1
(27,792 posts)Having a pet teaches one empathy - empathy is an emotion Trump will never, ever feel.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)It is in his physiological makeup. If you look at physiology books you will see that people with his mental issues have a very high tendency to be animal abusers. I am pretty sure physiologists here would agree.
But the next President needs to have a pet cat. I love the pictures of Sox in the White House.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)Metsie Casey
(208 posts)LisaM
(27,801 posts)His temper would put any pet in danger of his bullying rage.
orleans
(34,049 posts)he's just the type of asshole who'd kick the cat or dog
milestogo
(16,829 posts)Metsie Casey
(208 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)MiniMe
(21,714 posts)They are into trophy hunting
Metsie Casey
(208 posts)Should be illegal
MiniMe
(21,714 posts)jmowreader
(50,553 posts)This animal is born pissed-off and gets worse with age. It can't get along with anything or anybody, it leaves a trail of destruction wherever it goes, and its stench...a wolverine's aroma won't curl your nose hairs, it'll make them fall out - permanently.
Metsie Casey
(208 posts)red dog 1
(27,792 posts)The Orange Wolverine?
luvMIdog
(2,533 posts)I would feel sad for any pet around him.
Fla Dem
(23,650 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)They stink, they're mean, and they'll eat anything.
Actually, that sounds a bit like Steve Bannon...
Metsie Casey
(208 posts)Watched documentaries on them. Very persistent critters.
Kimchijeon
(1,606 posts)Maybe a pet rock would be OK.
"Rocky"
rurallib
(62,406 posts)or maybe some leeches.
or maybe some of those bedbugs his hotels seem to feature.
eppur_se_muova
(36,259 posts)preferably venomous.
raccoon
(31,110 posts)red dog 1
(27,792 posts)A bald eagle flying around inside the White House would be cool!
northoftheborder
(7,572 posts)red dog 1
(27,792 posts)Trump left a plate with what looks like a burger & fries in front of where the eagle was perched, and when Trump attempts to reach over & pick up a French fry, the eagle bit him.
red dog 1
(27,792 posts)Hillary's cat.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)Absolute cruelty to an animal.
thinkingagain
(906 posts)And a bag of grain.
lastlib
(23,213 posts)Just tell him, they'll be no tribble a-tall!
Guilded Lilly
(5,591 posts)They can sense something foul and dangerous a mile away.
Honestly though, I can't see the Cretin ever sharing space with anything that would take attention away from his narcissist needs. And of course having a pet would mean he is capable of caring about something other than himself.
I'd feel very sorry for any animal that would be forced to endure his presence.
lindysalsagal
(20,670 posts)3catwoman3
(23,973 posts)...liver flukes or tapeworms. Or deer ticks carrying Lyme.
Kali
(55,007 posts)lastlib
(23,213 posts)he'll think you're referring to the Penthouse variety........