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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts) Tue Mar 7, 2017, 01:39 PM Mar 2017

25 Shortest Jokes Ever

-Mooning is lunacy.
-What you seize is what you get.
-A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
-A backwards poet writes inverse.

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25 Shortest Jokes Ever (Original Post) Jamaal510 Mar 2017 OP

Thank you! DonaldsRump Mar 2017 #1

I know some REALLY bad short jokes DFW Mar 2017 #2

DonaldsRump

(7,715 posts)

1. Thank you!

Reply to Jamaal510 (Original post)

Tue Mar 7, 2017, 02:39 PM

Mar 2017

I really needed that (and these are very clever)!

DFW

(54,349 posts)

2. I know some REALLY bad short jokes

Reply to Jamaal510 (Original post)

Tue Mar 7, 2017, 03:39 PM

Mar 2017

President Donald Trump

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

Vice-President Mike Pence

Attorney General Jefferson Sessions

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos

After those, I just want to recite two poems of Ogden Nash:

God, in his wisdom, made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why

and

Johnny was a chemist
But Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

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