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[True Dough]

based on this story in the news:

Police investigating after human feces found in Coca-Cola cans

Police are investigating after human waste was found in Coca-Cola cans at one of the company's factories in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, according to the BBC.

Coca-Cola reportedly suspended production in the Helllenic Bottling Company factory last week when a few machines mysteriously became clogged.

The tainted shipment of cans that caused the problem, which may have been shipped from a facility in Germany, were immediately impounded.

A spokeswoman for Coca-Cola spoke to the Belfast Telegraph about the incident, saying, "At Coca-Cola, we take the safety and quality of our products extremely seriously. We are aware of an incident involving empty cans at our plant in Knockmore Hill, Lisburn. We are treating this matter extremely seriously and are conducting a thorough investigation in co-operation with the PSNI."

https://www.aol.com/article/finance/2017/03/28/human-feces-coca-cola-cans/22015816/

[True Dough]

1. If I could Photoshop a "floatie" in this bottle, I would

[joeybee12]

2. Waste not, want not. nt

[Warpy]

4. Or the truly obvious

Coca Cola, it's Great Shit!

[joeybee12]

5. Definitely

[True Dough]

7. The above responses deserve...

[joeybee12]

8. Thanks

And it was the second response to your OP!

[Warpy]

3. Sounds more like a worker, his mind numbed by watching all the cans go by

took a dump in one of the vats. I can't say I blame him but ew.

I think I'd be drinking Irn Bru for the duration.

[yuiyoshida]

6. Well some of us always knew Coke was crap...but

never dreamed it was actually true.

[MuseRider]

9. It boosts the sales

of Coke Free.