Confess to something that might make people think that you're not human

[Orrex]

Mine? Clowns don't scare me. Never have, at least not since I was a toddler. Honestly I don't even understand the fear.

I should perhaps add that Stephen King's It doesn't really scare me, either.


Well, except the kids' sex scene in the sewer. That part part creeped me out more than a little.

[Phoenix61]

1. I like snakes

Not water moccasins but I like the rest of them. I was chased repeatedly by moccasins when I was a child so it's kinda personal between us now.

[Sanity Claws]

2. I don't particularly like chocolate

I don't hate it but I don't understand why some people have to have it.

[Orrex]

3. In the past year or so I've really lost the taste for it

I don't mind it and certainly won't complain if it appears in some other food, but I don't seek it out.

Not sure what happened, exactly.

[Control-Z]

5. I've always preferred fruity candies

over chocolate. Though I love white chocolate. When it comes to ice cream or milkshakes, it's vanilla. But then it's a fruit smoothie over a milkshake every time. When I was a kid I let my sister eat the scoop of vanilla ice cream out of my cone. I ate the cone.

[Doreen]

4. I am not afraid of snakes or insects or any animal as a matter of fact.

Well, OK, I am afraid of some humans. I am not afraid of dying either.

[CrispyQ]

6. I enjoy doing dishes.

Good thing, since I don't have a dishwasher. When I was a kid I'd come home from school, play with my friends, then do my chores & help Mom with dinner. Dishes were the last task before doing homework. We had a big farm kitchen & my mom had a stereo player in her sewing corner, so I would play records while doing dishes.

[shraby]

7. I don't like frosting. Prefer cake without it. When a kid,

I used to eat the cupcakes from the bottom up. When I got to the frosting I traded with my brother who at them from the frosting down.

[blaze]

8. Well that worked out nicely, didn't it? :D n/t

[shraby]

9. Where there is a will, there is a way.

[sl8]

10. My tails have no hair follicles. n/t

[WinkyDink]

11. I'm a 67-year-old female, and I have never held a baby, at least as I can remember.

Top that.

[Orrex]

13. Hmm...

Well, as far as I can remember, I've never held a 67-year old female, but the night is young.

[True Dough]

17. Bahaha!!

That's not forward at all!

[WinkyDink]

19. And you won't this one, given the PSU thread! Hahahaha!

[MicaelS]

12. Never understood the fear / hatred of clowns.

I knew some Shriners who were clowns when doing some of their Shriners stuff. They were all "hail fellow, well met" types.

[Solly Mack]

14. Clowns don't. "IT" did but not because the IT was in clown form.

I had night terrors for years as a child. The "it" in the dark that you can't see but know is there can trigger memories.

Yeah, that pre-teen sewer sex was not a proud moment for King. I "get" the transition from innocence to no longer innocent, but ...icky.

I still enjoy reading the book and will see the new movie. I know, I know.

What makes me not seem human?

Hmmm

Some people think I can read minds. But it's more a case of what they are about to say being obvious and being able to read people.

Still, I have creeped a few people out. lololol

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. I hunt my prey in deep grass.

I crouch low and slink closer and closer until finally I pounce; then I grasp my victim with my claws and administer the killing bite with my sharp fangs. When the prey is dead I bring it to the creature who loves me, and I await the praise I deserve.

[milestogo]

16. I have abducted 670 humans and taken them onto my spaceship.

I do experiments on their brains and gonads and then return them to exactly where I found them.

[True Dough]

18. You may not fear Stephen King's It, Orrex

But based on your other posts about your challenges at work, you probably fear, or at least regret, being in IT sometimes!




As for me, I love Donald Trump. He's already the greatest president in history.

(Not true at all, but that would make you believe I'm not human, right?)