Sorry, not sorry. I love to skinny dip.

[NightWatcher]

If Mall Security doesn't want people swimming in the fountain nekkid, why'd they put it right in the middle of the food court?

[In_The_Wind]

1. sigh, haven't gone skinny dipping in years

It was great ... way back when ...

[cyclonefence]

2. I put a big kiddie pool

the kind with the inflatable rim and a filter, so I don't have to waste water filling and refilling, and when I'm working in the yard and get all sweaty, I strip down and flop. For years I relied on landscaping to shield my nakedness (plus I am a fat old lady and if somebody wants to look at me naked, I'm happy to oblige), but then our neighbor started having children, and I didn't want to traumatize the young, so I got some of that cheap wooden lattice and erected myself a privacy fence.

There's nothing finer than floating in my 18" of cool water on a hot day, looking up into the trees and sky. If I close my eyes, it's almost like being in a sensory deprivation tank. I'm sure it lowers my blood pressure.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Sounds wonderful!

We gave up our privacy when we moved into this 55+ community. If I tried a kiddy pool the neighbors would have me arrested.

[cyclonefence]

5. OR

they might just join you!

[csziggy]

12. My parents used to own a condo in a "seniors only" building in St. Pete

The biggest problems was the skinny dipping parties at the condo pool. The second biggest problem were the seniors sneaking down in the middle of the night to have sex in the pool.

My parents were really happy when a development company bought out the entire building so they could tear it down and put up a much larger building.

[Aristus]

7. ...

[hibbing]

4. My torso hasn't seen the sun in 20 years

Let alone the rest of me.

Peace

[Doreen]

6. I am a big girl so would it still be called skinny dipping?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. If I did it, it would have to be called fatty-dipping.

And I'd worry about being harpooned.

[True Dough]

9. NightWatcher, the problem is

you do your skinny dipping after eating at Taco Bell and then create all those bubbles after you jump in the fountain.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. That's a good thing. It's aeration.

[True Dough]

11. Sure, unless

it's accompanied by a foul odor that the food court diners wouldn't welcome!

[WinkyDink]

13. Great name for a diet spread for crackers: "Skinny Dip."

[NightWatcher]

14. We prefer to be called "white people" or "people of no melanin or rhythm"

[WinkyDink]

15. Bwahahaha!