I was thinking of having a Lounge party at my house, but I'm not sure you all will follow the rules

[ashling]

There are two rules:

1. Don't write in the dust

2. Kindly behave yourself

[lapucelle]

1. Are pants optional?

[lastlib]

10. No.

In fact, under Lounge Protocol #MFM-001, they are banned.

[jpak]

2. Will there be Zima?

[chillfactor]

3. i would love to come to the party....

and I am very good at following rules....but I fear I live too far away.

[furtheradu]

4. Whut exactly do You mean by "behave"????

Could You be REALLY specific?
tia.

[jpak]

6. ...

[Phentex]

5. Do we bring cats or dogs?

I'm happy to bring bread sticks from the Olive Garden if you'd like.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Do I have to behave myself kindly?

Or can I behave myself myself nastily? And can I make smiley faces in the dust?

[Best_man23]

8. Will there be a Hairy Buffalo there

How about a hairy Yak?

[ashling]

9. I regret to announce that the party has been cancelled

on account of bullshit ....

also I have been informed by high whitehorse sources that the National Enquirer may or may not run a
negative bullshit article about all of you ...

and I would not want any of you to be shamed, framed, or defamed on my account.