Things to do on the fourth of July
Wear your American-flag speedos! (a.k.a. scare your neighbors)
Drink beer (with your neighbors)
Watch Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks. Or any fireworks. (Do not under any circumstances shoot them at your neighbors)
Play Stars and Stripes forever on your kazoo! Or a patriotic concert such as the Boston Pops or a Capitol Fourth on PBS.
Fishing!
Hot Dog eating contest at Nathans. (or at home)
Attend a baseball game.
barbecue!
5k, I'm 0K, You're 0K runs.
Attend a parade.
Read the Declaration of Independence
Bang the Liberty Bell (wait, what?)
Swimming (especially good if you're wearing your American-flag speedos)
Play with your children. Water balloon wars!
Car shows, pony rides, drum circles, bike riding, arts festivals, floating on a river, going to an amusement park, singing, dancing, partying like it's 1999....
Better get crackin' there's a lot to get done because you'll surely need a vacation from you're Fourth of July fun!
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