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(36,649 posts)Be sure to turn off the power and water after you do so.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Kaleva
(36,248 posts)Kaleva
(36,248 posts)bluedigger
(17,085 posts)tabbycat31
(6,336 posts)Then fall in love with him while he is a complete douchebag to you and leaves you stranded as a work assignment takes you halfway across the country.
Kaleva
(36,248 posts)tabbycat31
(6,336 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)What? this is a thread for posting bad advice.
crunch60
(1,412 posts)in a foreign country and there is a language barrier. Love will win out, and beside that, it's exciting.
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)bluedigger
(17,085 posts)WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)It's fun on so many levels.
AllenVanAllen
(3,134 posts)lift with your back. And make sure to twist while you do it.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)benld74
(9,901 posts)MichaelMcGuire
(1,684 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,783 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Especially when driving on the DC Beltway.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)David Crosbys girlfriend, Christine Hinton was killed in a car crash, when her cat wedged itself between the floorboard and her brake pedal. Her death deeply affected Crosby and those closest to he him claim hes never been the same since. For many years after the accident, Crosby would dedicate Guinnevere to her in concert.
http://musicalstewdaily.wordpress.com/2009/09/30/40-years-ago-today-9/
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,783 posts)crunch60
(1,412 posts)proactive practice.
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)the chlorine in the pool would prevent pregnancy.
But he's cool so it's a'ight.
Initech
(100,038 posts)sarge43
(28,940 posts)Vote Republican
Don't bother reading the instructions included with any electrical appliance
Be completely honest when anyone asks you how s/he looks
Always accept a triple dog dare, especially after you've had a few beers.
BarbaRosa
(2,684 posts)Meiko
(1,076 posts)scream"I'm not going with you and you can't make me"! Then flip them off..
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work." -HST
Sounds legit, I always trust Hunter's judgment.
BlueIris
(29,135 posts)to free speech under the first amendement!!"
LaurenG
(24,841 posts)Kaleva
(36,248 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,203 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)bluedigger
(17,085 posts)Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)When you try to break up with your psycho lover and she fucking freaks, tearing the window shades down and kicking out the screen to jump out of the window and go running off in the rain -- go after her.
Here's some worse advice: break up with your psycho lover.
Kaleva
(36,248 posts)Swede
(33,203 posts)OrwellwasRight
(5,170 posts)kayakjohnny
(5,235 posts)HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)My grandmother to my mother on her wedding day: the way to avoid pregnancy is just hold back and don't enjoy the sex.
BTW grandmother had seven children.
Generic Brad
(14,272 posts)Your friends are probably not technically savvy enough to make a screen print or copy and paste that photo elsewhere. You can trust all your Facebook friends to guard your privacy.
Broken_Hero
(59,305 posts)TrogL
(32,818 posts)Broken_Hero
(59,305 posts)remember, this is the "give bad advice thread"
Long story short, my Windstar was a 12k nightmare.
benld74
(9,901 posts)TrogL
(32,818 posts)Both were guaranteed every 14000 km
beac
(9,992 posts)cut your own hair.
Seriously... stylist who has to fix it will take pity on you and give you a sympathy discount.
Must enjoy having REALLY short hair for months to reap the full benefit of this advice.
2ndAmForComputers
(3,527 posts)I win.
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)pacalo
(24,721 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,203 posts)BlueIris
(29,135 posts)Especially if she is his special pet. Career booster every time.
zanana1
(6,102 posts)Don't call the cops; just go over there and let them know they're being unreasonable.
BlueIris
(29,135 posts)Especially the presumptive GOP nominee.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)tabbycat31
(6,336 posts)Just ask Mitt!
treestar
(82,383 posts)JonLP24
(29,322 posts)I stole that from a commercial.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)That was a near-fatal experience.
NJCher
(35,619 posts)Are the bank tellers nice? Do they smile? Is there coffee and free cookies when you go in?
Well, then, take out your mortgage from them!
Cher
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Morning Dew
(6,539 posts)They need your info to process the refund.
LeftishBrit
(41,203 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,203 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)In a haunted cabin situation? Do NOT turn on any lights. Open that door that appears to have howling and breaking furniture behind it.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)cloudbase
(5,511 posts)If you're going to be an engineer, buy the best slide rule you can, because you'll be using it all your professional life.
(I still have it.)
mikeSchmuckabee
(349 posts)or to see if your electric pencil sharpener is plugged in.
TrogL
(32,818 posts)Actually, I did that and got away with it.
So they stuck me on an honest-to-God Inquisition (yes, they still have them) and were pissed off when I started asking the traditional questions (and they didn't know the right answers).
chrisa
(4,524 posts)struggle4progress
(118,224 posts)most state troopers need more constructive criticism like that
DiverDave
(4,886 posts)she doesnt date co-workers.
Nothing can go wrong there
SkatmanRoth
(843 posts)If you get pulled over for a traffic violation, be sure and tell them up front about every contraband item in your car. They will understand and let you go with just a warning.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)How bad can it be? Water is water, right?
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)after all, you can always sell it for at least as much as you paid for it.
SOteric
(22,557 posts)by flying into either a panic or a rage.
Kaleva
(36,248 posts)rrneck
(17,671 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)for three days, drink down a whole quart of prune juice at one time just to loosen things up a little.
Keep the BBQ grill up against the house you are only renting, then throw a whole greasy chicken on the grill and let it catch fire so it melts the vinyl siding of the house you don't own (my niece did that last week).
Cook a whole raw egg in the microwave.
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)Object A
Object B
auburngrad82
(5,029 posts)that way the noise of the chain saw won't bother you so much.
4th law of robotics
(6,801 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)1) Do you love me?
2) Do you want kids?
The answers were no, and i went through a hellish divorce in which he was trying to punish me for everything I ever did, including breathing. I never said an unkind word to this jerk and he spent $50,000 on a divorce lawyer.
La Lioness Priyanka
(53,866 posts)Grantuspeace
(873 posts)quakerboy
(13,916 posts)You should always listen to me. I never give bad advice!
targetpractice
(4,919 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)toast out for sure.
lastlib
(23,152 posts)Your financial worries will soon be over......!
ThoughtCriminal
(14,046 posts)I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)and sell low.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)After the last bite, just run and CANNONBALL. How could that POSSIBLY be HARMFUL? JUST DO IT!!!
jp11
(2,104 posts)Shankapotomus
(4,840 posts)and start acting like you work there. Start out with the most menial tasks to discourage anyone from questioning your presence there. If anyone does question you, just say "I'm new". Try to arrive in the morning and work the whole day. If no one uncovers your ruse, do it again the next day.
TroglodyteScholar
(5,477 posts)AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)At a fine Tokyo eating establishment.
BootinUp
(47,078 posts)Kablooie
(18,610 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)he's a prince, what could go wrong?
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)licking a metal pole is a great way to start your day.