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Hat tip, "The Stranger" slog: The Problem with Jezebel's '150 Worst Albums Made by Men' List
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
Tuesday 6:25pm Filed to: MEN
NPR has compiled a list of what the outlet is calling the 150 Greatest Albums by Women, as chosen by chief music critic Ann Powers and a cadre of other writers. The point of categorizing albums based on no criteria but gender, as explained by Powers, was to shift the assumption that a male perspective can stand for all perspectives, and to recenter women as a vital, dynamic part of the musical canon without reverting back to that perspective. Women are culturally trendy now, as you might have surmised from a glut of Lets Get Feministy style merch in your native ad feed, but if you might remember when we were notand those of us whove been through the feminism is cool cycle a few times can predict that theres a decent chance the tide will turn back around.
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That said, here is our canon of dread! We didnt really need to acknowledge that, for every 150 great albums by women that get made, there are at least twice as many terrible ones made by men, but as a thought exercise it was fun to think about the male albums that I, and my coworkers at Jezebel and the wider net at Gizmodo Media Group, think are the shittiest. We didnt provide blurbs because that would have required listening to this awful discography yet again. Theyre in no particular order apart from the top 10 or so, which deserve more disdain from me, personally, than most. You might find your favorite group on here, but dont feel offended. Taste is always subjective, and its 2017; everything is bound to be utterly stupid from here on out.
{snip, but number 19 will leave you astonished!!!!1!!} *
* It's a reference to clickbait. I have no idea whether number 19 will leave you astonished or not.
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band is number 104. Fire away.
Also, there's this:
by Dave Segal Thursday at 9:45 am
{The following post may be construed as mansplaining, but do know that I was spurred to write it after being prodded by a woman DJ/producer from Seattle. If you so wish, though, deduct points from this post due to my gender.}
NPR's list of "Turning the Tables: The 150 Greatest Albums Made by Women" has been generating much internet chatter and many arguments, and spurred a handful of counter lists. The Stranger has a history of nitpicking about such lists, and this new one spearheaded by highly respected veteran journalist Ann Powers has also triggered our reactionary impulses. Now, NPR's feature contains many worthy entries, but it seems like a missed opportunity to expose the public to more obscure and adventurous female musicians. NPR's listcomposed by several respected music journalists and radio DJsstrikes me as an attempt at canon-building and a corrective toward many media outlets' diminishment/erasure of non-male cultural creativity. But my main problem with the feature is that it comes off as the 21st-century internet equivalent of the Rolling Stone Album Guides of the '70s and '80s. Essentially, it suffers from the same pervasive conservative groupthink as those tomes.
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)127. Pat Boone, the Greatest Story Ever Told
110. Gene Simmons, Gene Simmons
46. Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever
11. Joe Scarborough Band, Mystified
5. Toby Keith, 35 MPH Town
1. Kid Rock, Rock N Roll Jesus
jmowreader
(50,555 posts)How did Pat Boone's "The Greatest Story Ever Told" make this list, and Boone's "heavy metal" album did not?
How in HELL did Nugent's "Love Grenade" not make this list? The original one even had a Spinal Tap-inspired cover...you know, the unreleased Spinal Tap cover with a greased, naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck...
Ace Frehley's solo album was the best of the four KISS solo albums. Which isn't saying much, but Gene's excuse for an album was a Trump-grade train wreck.
And come on: You simply cannot make a "worst albums" list without Milli Vanilli's "Girl You Know It's True" on it.
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)weeks ago. He was so proud to be able to play with his band. He said he wanted to be in a band since he was a teenager. He -- and to some extent his band -- were absolutely awful. I felt sorry for any musician that had to back that junk.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,014 posts)And it is a superb album.
No accounting for taste, but this is a really odd inclusion (The Suburbs)
And The National "Boxer" is another superb album - my wife likes these two as much as I do.
Beatles Sgt Pepper?!?!
SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)I think are on there just to cause discussion. The Suburbs is one of my favorite albums of all time. And putting James Taylor in the top 20 is ridiculous.
Everyone has different tastes. My wife keeps a Best of the BeeGees CD in her car, while I would list all of their albums in the top 10 worst of all time.
emulatorloo
(44,117 posts)Plenty of great songs on that album.
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"72. Robbie Williams, Swing When Youre Winning"
There's no such album
If yr gonna trash something, at least get the title right.
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)ETA, I was working at a record store when it came out. Lead single was "Something Stupid" featuring Nicole Kidman. I remember the video on repeat for days.
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)"Sgt Pepper" being on any worst list is a joke and it reeks of trying to stir controversy...just my 2c
mvd
(65,173 posts)A few albums on here are among my favorite albums!
spooky3
(34,439 posts)Beatles ever produced was "She's Leaving Home." I thing that's on Sgt. Pepper. Maybe it weighed the whole thing down, but for me, it couldn't possibly offset the creative other pieces on that album.
zipplewrath
(16,646 posts)First of all Sgt Pepper by almost any musical historian would be listed in the "most influential" or something for its day. Furthermore, there are well known duds out there like Shatner's and Nemoy's that are virtually on everyone's "worst" list. Finally, something like James Taylor's Greatest Hits is foolish. They guy wrote some of the most iconic songs of his era and are still standards to this day. Okay, so you don't like "greatest hits" albums because they are a bit on the commercial side. But they serve a purpose and the commerciality of them doesn't automatically put them at the bottom of a list like this. Besides, if that is the standard, there are way worst "Greatest Hits" out there, including from people that never had any hits.
MiltonBrown
(322 posts)Only the individual can determine that and often it depends on the mood.
Personally I'd have to be paid and paid handsomely to listen to Sgt Pepper in it's entirety but I also think Sugar Sugar by the Archies is a great song. Nobody's wrong when it comes to the music they like. Your ears don't lie to you.
Lochloosa
(16,063 posts)too each his own when it comes to music.
WinstonSmith00
(228 posts)I would think the 150 worse album would be a bunch of unknowns and probably a lot of death metal....
Kaleva
(36,294 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Many I'd heard of, probably more I hadn't, but I was a little thrown as I leafed through the list what their criteria were for considering an album a women's album. You know, Blondie was on the list (Debbie Harry and four guys) as were the B-52s, which I thought was odd. But I had no problem with Gladys Knight and the Pips or Heart being on the list.
longship
(40,416 posts)I love Gould, but Landowska does Goldberg Variations better, plus on an authentic instrument.
Here: OOPSIE! Wrong!!!
Sorry! Here's the correct one:
Wolf Frankula
(3,600 posts)The 150 Worst Albums Made by Women?
And anybody who puts Sergeant Pepper on a worst albums list should be flogged slowly, from Cap Finisterre to Vladivostok.
Wolf
MiltonBrown
(322 posts)about half that record.
Music is very personal and what speaks to some doesn't necessarily speak to others.
Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)It all comes down to personal preference. There are at least 25 albums on this list that I own and really like. I have come across some really horrible albums in my life and none of them are represented here.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,406 posts)JANUARY 7TH, 2016 AT 3:30PM AXL ROSENBERG
For example:
Leith
(7,809 posts)Did anyone else think that Billy Joel's The Stranger was on that list?
Well, it could be, for all I know. I read the first 10 or so, didn't know a single one, and stopped reading.
For the record, I love Billy Joel's albums (even The Nylon Curtain which can be just depressing).
lame54
(35,285 posts)That entry alone makes this list useless
Initech
(100,063 posts)I saw them live last year and they brought the house down!
ProfessorGAC
(65,000 posts). . .Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music. Apparently they didn't get the point. Lou Reed made that album, on Columbia's Classical label in an effort to piss off the record company. The album is SUPPOSED to be horrible. And, since it actually got released, means that it shouldn't be on this list, because it was meant to be un-listenable and still got released.
Than in and of itself is an achievement.
spooky3
(34,439 posts)MGKrebs
(8,138 posts)U2, Songs of Innocence, which of course was automatically downloaded into my iTunes.
Probably the album I most regret paying for was Big Star. I just never got those guys, even though I generally like Alex Chilton.