Mini-me standoff ...

[GeorgeGist]

[shraby]

1. Thing one and thing two.

[underpants]

2. Saw this earlier. Wow that's a picture!

[forgotmylogin]

3. I took in a stray cat on July 4th.

And while I love both of them, they do not get along with each other.

This is the posturing they have when they're in the same room.

All you need is to imagine Priebus yowling under his breath like a squeaky door hinge.

[True Dough]

4. "Who ya calling, Reince?"

"Mom! Now cut it out, Mooch!"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Drop trou on three! 😏

[Thomas Hurt]

6. Looks yearning and need...

Mooch: "God he looks hot in that red tie."
Reince: "God he looks hot in that purple tie."

[politicat]

7. Give them foam boffers, cuff them together and lock them in a room for the month of August.

Shove PB&J and juice boxes through the air vent three times a day. They won't die, they won't get scurvy or beriberi or pellegra. They'll either kill each other, learn to tolerate each other, learn to work together, or fall in love. I don't care which.

[csziggy]

10. You have a cunning plan! I love it!

[rurallib]

8. do they start pissing on the furniture to mark their territory?

[Blue Owl]

9. Which one gets to polish Trump's balls?

n/t

[onethatcares]

11. the transiton is going great,

"yes, folks, this is the greatest transition in government that ever happened and not only is it great, it's, I got to say, the greatest"