Crazy Cruise IV has just been booked...

[Callmecrazy]

Yes, ladies and gents it's time for another Crazy Cruise of the Caribbean!
A little early in the year this time and only a weekender.
Sailing out of Fort Lauderdale on the Royal Caribbean Enchantment of the Seas heading for Nassau, Bahamas and Coco Cay. Bringing a playmate this time and got a free upgrade to a stateroom with a balcony.
Setting sail September 15th and returning on the 18th; just a quick trip to do a little gambling and sightseeing. A new Casino opened up in Nassau and I'm told it puts the Atlantis to shame. We'll see.

[True Dough]

1. You mean Crazy Cruise,

or Crazy Cruz?

[still_one]

4. ya beat me to it

[Callmecrazy]

2. Eww! Gawd no!

You must be new 'round here.
I take a cruise every year and post all about my adventures on the high seas.
My dozens of fans love to read my updates.

[still_one]

3. This doesn't have anything to do with Ted Cruz does it? and are Ted Cruz and Penlope Cruz related,

and what does Tom Cruise have to do with this?

[Callmecrazy]

5. Tom Cruise was my body double...

when I was filming The Karate Kid. (I'm Ralph Macchio's twin)

[still_one]

6. I hope you have a fantastic voyage

[Callmecrazy]

7. I do too...

My only concern is the weather. Hurricanes start firing off around Florida in September. That's why I usually take my cruises in the winter.