OMG! Just got an email from Melania!

[Wounded Bear]

She's gonna send me $60 million dollars!

Can't wait!

[gopiscrap]

1. Return to sender and make them pay postage

[Wounded Bear]

3. Email? Postage?

[gopiscrap]

6. oops I was thinking you got a letterr my mistake

[Wounded Bear]

7. It's all good...

[Doreen]

10. Send it back with a virus.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. Don't forget the transfer fee at John F. Kennedy Airport.

But it's a mere pittance.

[lapfog_1]

4. take that email straight away to J.D. Wentworth

I'm sure they will give you at least $40M on your deal with Melania.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Good plan! nt

[MLAA]

8. Did she ask you to contact her friend the Prince in Nigeria to collect?

[Wounded Bear]

9. Oh, no. She referenced the Pres...

that's why I know its legit.