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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThis is *THE* most "Not-in-Florida" Florida story in Western Civilization:
Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder dateA woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it. The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged. Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.Mr Smith, who is raising funds to fix his broken window, wrote that he was on a Tinder date with the woman and they went back to the shared house he lives in.
"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."
After the fire service had "composed themselves," Mr Smith said they set to work freeing his date from the window He said the woman went to the toilet and when she came back she had a "panicked look in her eye" and told him what she had done. He said the toilet window opened into a narrow gap separated by another double glazed window.
"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915
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This is *THE* most "Not-in-Florida" Florida story in Western Civilization: (Original Post)
Blue_Tires
Sep 2017
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Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)1. This gives a whole new meaning to "Double glazed window"
John1956PA
(2,654 posts)2. . . .
Previous DU postings about this over the past few days:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018985195
https://www.democraticunderground.com/110313537
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)3. YES...
The story is just that incredibly awesome...
Iggo
(47,552 posts)4. I read that headline (and variations of it) for three days without readin the article.
I just KNEW it couldn't live up to the headline.
But it did.