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Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:11 PM

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

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Reply Want to hear a joke about potassium? (Original post)
kairos12 Sep 2017 OP
Glorfindel Sep 2017 #1
jberryhill Sep 2017 #6
True Dough Sep 2017 #2
jberryhill Sep 2017 #3
lastlib Sep 2017 #10
jberryhill Sep 2017 #4
jberryhill Sep 2017 #12
jberryhill Sep 2017 #5
WinkyDink Sep 2017 #9
jberryhill Sep 2017 #11
tymorial Sep 2017 #7
nocalflea Sep 2017 #8
Leith Sep 2017 #13
eppur_se_muova Sep 2017 #14
Cirque du So-What Sep 2017 #15
edbermac Sep 2017 #16

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:15 PM

1. Sir Humphry Davy detested gravy.

He lived in the odium of having discovered Na.

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Response to Glorfindel (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:44 PM

6. I thought that Al Kali won the medal for that discovery

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:17 PM

2. That joke is so ELEMENTAL!!!

I'd rate it a 19 on the atomic laugh scale.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:36 PM

3. You wanna hear one about Sodium, instead?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #3)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 09:36 PM

10. Na.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:37 PM

4. ┐Conoces uno de Silicon?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 10:35 PM

12. Si

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 07:42 PM

5. But the actual joke is...

What did the spy tell the CIA when he found 19 grams of potassium?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 09:02 PM

9. IDGI.

 

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 09:55 PM

11. "We have a mole"

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 08:04 PM

7. Lol

Nice.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 08:42 PM

8. LOL. Reminds me of my dad's go-to algebra joke: 2b or not 2b , that is the question ?

Took a bit of a setup at the blackboard but a gauranteed groan producer.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 10:55 PM

13. Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.


This one took me a couple minutes:

9 sodium atoms walk into a bar...

Followed by batman.


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Response to Leith (Reply #13)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 11:13 PM

14. Very musical. ;) ...

but isn't it eight sodium atoms ?

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #14)

Sat Sep 30, 2017, 12:32 AM

15. I'd go with 16

for full effect.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Sep 30, 2017, 01:10 AM

16. You know that theres a band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet.

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