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Want to hear a joke about potassium? (Original Post)
kairos12
Sep 2017
OP
LOL. Reminds me of my dad's go-to algebra joke: 2b or not 2b , that is the question ?
nocalflea
Sep 2017
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Glorfindel
(9,726 posts)1. Sir Humphry Davy detested gravy.
He lived in the odium of having discovered Na.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)6. I thought that Al Kali won the medal for that discovery
True Dough
(17,302 posts)2. That joke is so ELEMENTAL!!!
I'd rate it a 19 on the atomic laugh scale.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)3. You wanna hear one about Sodium, instead?
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)4. ¿Conoces uno de Silicon?
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)5. But the actual joke is...
What did the spy tell the CIA when he found 19 grams of potassium?
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)9. IDGI.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)11. "We have a mole"
Nice.
nocalflea
(1,387 posts)8. LOL. Reminds me of my dad's go-to algebra joke: 2b or not 2b , that is the question ?
Took a bit of a setup at the blackboard but a gauranteed groan producer.
Leith
(7,809 posts)13. Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
This one took me a couple minutes:
9 sodium atoms walk into a bar...
Followed by batman.
eppur_se_muova
(36,259 posts)14. Very musical. ;) ...
but isn't it eight sodium atoms ?
Cirque du So-What
(25,927 posts)15. I'd go with 16
for full effect.
edbermac
(15,937 posts)16. You know that theres a band called 1023MB.
They haven't had any gigs yet.