Case Dropped Against Accused Pork Chop Attacker

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BROOKSVILLE, Fla.

The woman arrested for clobbering her mate in the face with a pork chop will not be prosecuted after the victim declined to press charges, noting that the couple was “planning our wedding.”

Jennifer Brassard, 48, was arrested for domestic battery in February after she threw a frozen pork chop at Richard Nicewicz, 54. The airborne meat struck Nicewicz above his left eyebrow, causing a half-inch laceration, according to a complaint affidavit.

Brassard was arrested in the couple’s Tampa-area home, which Nicewicz fled after getting hit with the pork chop.

In a handwritten motion seeking the lifting of a no contact order, Nicewicz wrote that, “We are planning our wedding and she has a dog at our house she probably misses.”

It is unclear whether a date has been set for the couple’s nuptials,
or whether they will be registering at ‘Pat LaFrieda Specialty Meats’ for wedding gifts.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/pork-chop-update-109538

[CaptainTruth]

1. I hope they serve pork chops at the wedding.

[GemDigger]

2. The cost of thhis kind of stupid complaint needs to be paid for by the stupid people

making a stupid complaint. The complete salary for anyone who had to investigate and do paperwork for this bullshit.