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Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:23 PM

Mississippi pastor wants to marry his horse



A Mississippi pastor trotted out his horse in a wedding dress to protest the marriage equality ruling in that state proving some pastors are simply horses asses.

Edward James of Bertha Chapel Missionary Baptist Church in Jackson dressed a horse named Charlotte in a wedding dress and brought her to the federal courthouse in the state capital. He held a sign that read: “The next unnatural law … Do you take this horse to be your unnatural wedded spouse to have and to hold?”

Of course, no one, except this presumed heterosexual pastor, wants to marry a horse. No one in the Jackson media asked the pastor if he had already consummated his relationship with Charlotte.

While the pastor protested, Charlotte grazed on grass on the median in front of the courthouse. The Jackson Clarion-Ledger didn’t report if James was cited for allowing his fiance to eat public property or if animal control took Charlotte into custody to investigate James for abuse.

Read more: http://www.dallasvoice.com/mississippi-pastor-marry-horse-10186268.html

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TexasTowelie Dec 2014 OP
Rye Bread Pizza Dec 2014 #1
MADem Dec 2014 #2
TreasonousBastard Dec 2014 #7
MADem Dec 2014 #8
DhhD Feb 2015 #9
RoverSuswade Dec 2014 #3
NoJusticeNoPeace Dec 2014 #4
Downwinder Dec 2014 #5
riqster Dec 2014 #6

Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:26 PM

1. Yes to gay marriage, but neigh to this. n/t

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:28 PM

2. "The Band on Same Sex Marriage," eh?

Do they have any hits in the Top 40??

What an idiot, and what "seminary school" did this nitwit attend? The Stuckey's Dumpster Skool of Ecclesiastical Knowledge?

Poor Charlotte....what a horrible life for that poor thing.

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Response to MADem (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:49 PM

7. Ever notice there's always a spelling mistake? n/t

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:56 PM

8. I swear, it's like it's a rule or something!!!!! nt

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Response to MADem (Reply #8)

Sat Feb 28, 2015, 11:40 AM

9. The Bush Family Education business removed phonetics from a curriculum, unless of course a

school district brought a phonetic program from the Bush Private Education business. Jeb Bush wants to make school districts pay for a program that can come free from the State Education Agency. Asshole Red State GOP, want to siphon money from state funding or your child will not be properly educated. Next step, vouchers. Next step, complete privatization of the public schools like Louisiana, with outcomes based on no protection from state education laws that controlled public schools but not business. Private schooling is a business.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:31 PM

3. A man shall leave his mother and cling to his wife,

er horse, of course, of course. Whinnnnnnnnnnney!!!

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:32 PM

4. Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:41 PM

5. Is she stump broke?

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 07:48 PM

6. If he catches hoof-and-mouth, would it be an STD?

Wilburrrrrrrrrr!

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