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pandora nm

(63 posts)
Sat Feb 27, 2016, 05:36 AM Feb 2016

Donald Trump Admits "Renaming New Mexico" Will Be His First Act As President

The Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, has confessed to a room full of university students in Georgia, that his “very first act” as President will be renaming New Mexico. The revelation came during a Q&A at Valdosta State University, where Trump was campaigning.

Eyewitnesses say that around the midpoint of the forum, a first year psychology student began a question directed at Trump, by identifying herself as New Mexican. The U.S. presidential candidate immediately rolled his eyes and interrupted the young woman. “Oh we’re definitely changing that,” he said. “No please, continue. But when I get in there, New Mexico is gone.”

When asked to elaborate by the moderator, Trump opened up, revealing what his “first act” as President of the United States “will” be. “I mean come on, New Mexico? Are they really serious? My first day in office, I’m changing that name so fast, it’ll blow their sombreros straight off.”

The 19 year old student looked stunned, and asked why Trump would want to rename her home state. “Listen sweetie, I’m here to make America great again, not Mexico. Alright?” the billionaire responded sarcastically. “They’ve got a real problem in that state with illegals, drugs and crime, and don’t even get me started on the rapists.”

http://failmuch.com/donald-trump-admits-renaming-new-mexico-will-be-his-first-act-as-president/

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Donald Trump Admits "Renaming New Mexico" Will Be His First Act As President (Original Post) pandora nm Feb 2016 OP
Best wishes future New Trumpicans. n/t PoliticAverse Feb 2016 #1
Not sure what to say. Laughing too hard. PatrickforO Feb 2016 #2
FailMuch News ToxMarz Feb 2016 #3
Yes, but, if it WERE a true story, would anyone be shocked?! (not me) InAbLuEsTaTe Feb 2016 #4
The Albuquerque Journal is only humerous in the funny-papers and... Jeffersons Ghost May 2016 #7
Trump Land, Donald's World, New Texas??? Dr. Xavier Feb 2016 #5
So Funny! pandora nm Feb 2016 #6

PatrickforO

(14,558 posts)
2. Not sure what to say. Laughing too hard.
Sat Feb 27, 2016, 06:22 AM
Feb 2016

Except that the American people had better not be stupid enough to put someone like this in power.

Please. Don't.

ToxMarz

(2,162 posts)
3. FailMuch News
Sat Feb 27, 2016, 08:14 AM
Feb 2016

About Us:

Fail Much News was founded in 2015 and is a satire, parody and spoof news site. All articles are fictitious and occasionally intended to be humourous. Please feel free to copy and paste this into your comments to prove this site is “bullshit”.

Very funny, but I just knew it had to be a joke.

Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
7. The Albuquerque Journal is only humerous in the funny-papers and...
Sat May 28, 2016, 04:44 PM
May 2016

When Trump got to Albuquerque, New Mexico, he caused over $50.000, in damages to private and public property. Taxpayers of the city will be forced to pay the tab. The Albuquerque Journal said that typical protestors did not cause the problems. The news article claims a "small but organized group of troublemakers" was responsible for the violence and damage. I believe that Trump hired these troublemakers. He already renamed the Republican Governor of New Mexico and local Latinos, with his typical racist rhetoric.

Dr. Xavier

(278 posts)
5. Trump Land, Donald's World, New Texas???
Sat Feb 27, 2016, 06:04 PM
Feb 2016

Now that Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has endorsed him, maybe he'll simply call it Arizona's Messican Cousin land.

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