Susan Bankston: Annise Parker's Weather Superpowers

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Political humor by Susan Bankston, aka Juanita Jean

Ann Coulter thinks ‘lesbian mayor’ caused Harvey, but I blame the bathroom bill.

As I am certain you have seen on Fox News (and in the works of great literature), the real superhero of Hurricane Harvey is former Houston mayor Annise Parker.

She caused the damn thing.

Republican mouthpiece Ann Coulter thinks lesbians cause weather events. That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows stupid people who don’t use their car’s blinkers cause hurricanes.

Coulter (bless her heart, y’all) tweeted that Harvey was far more likely to have been caused by Houston having a lesbian mayor than it was by climate change. Let me mention here that Parker has not been in office for two years, which I guess means that God has an unusually slow reaction time. (That explains why the Sistine Chapel has no paintings of God swatting flies.)

Parker was wildly popular, and she mopped the floor with her opponents so many times that they had to pass a term-limit law just to get her out of office. (All of that mopping explains why Houston’s bill for street sweepers was lower than whale poop during her tenure as mayor.)

Read more: http://www.outsmartmagazine.com/2017/10/susan-bankston-annise-parkers-weather-superpowers/

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