We Demand to See Rep. Bill Zedler's Birth Certificate
Apparently still unconvinced that President Barack Obama's birth certificate is the real McCoy -- and afraid that a foreign-born candidate might once again move his foreign self into the White House -- Arlington Congressman Bill Zedler has introduced a House bill that would give the Texas Secretary of State the authority to obtain a candidate's birth certificate from the issuing agency.
We here at Hair Balls were suspicious of this bill from the second it was introduced: just like a serial killer who interjects himself into the police investigation, so that he can appear helpful and the last guy they'd suspect of making dresses out of his victims' skin, Zedler's bill appears to be a similar ruse to make him appear innocent of what our sources have alleged to us: That Bill Zedler was not born in America, but is in fact a native of Easter Island.
We are now demanding that Zedler turn over a notarized copy of his birth certificate within 72 hours, and we ask you to join us in this petition by signing your name in the comments section.
This of course first came up in Zedler's autobiography, Dreams of My Big-Headed Father in which he describes his father's life as a gigantic stone monument in the hills of Rapa Nui, as the natives call the island.
More jibes at Zedler at http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2013/01/bill_zedler_obama_birther_bill.php .