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JPZenger

(6,819 posts)
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 09:41 AM Jul 2013

Great Video: Lawrence O'Donnell on Cuccinelli's attempt to again make oral sex into a felony in Va.

Last edited Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:17 PM - Edit history (5)

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/must-see-odonnell-talks-a-lot-about-sodomy-and-oralanal-sex-and-you-know-what-just-watch/

There is now a new definition for the word Cuccinelli:

Cuccinelli - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, is enjoying oral sex.

as in "When he peeked in the bedroom window and saw that couple making out, he really had a Cuccinelli."

(With credits to H.L. Mencken)





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It's time to call bullshit on Cuccinelli's latest claim. He says he needs to have the US Supreme Court re-institute Virginia's law against consensual anal and oral sex between adults because a middle aged guy once asked a 17 girl for a BJ. Now, he has put together a new website that lists 90 sex offenders who (he says) will not be required to be identified on the sexual offender website unless the state "crimes against nature" law is upheld.

I just checked out a couple of those names. One is still in prison. For several, there was little information online. Another was convicted of "rape and forced sodomy." That is the whole point - if a person is underage or there is any type of coercion, that is a completely different story, and those actions are already outlawed.
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How about Cuccinelli as federal agent Nelson Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire?



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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qcourt.phtml

1976 SNL skit with Aykroyd and Beluchi.

A group of men in black robes enter a couple's bedroom while they are having sex. The bright lights are turned on, and the men intently look under the sheets.

Judges: We're the Supreme Court! On behalf of the highest court in the land I feel it is only fair to warn you that you can get five to ten years for where your hand is right now! According to the recent Supreme Court ruling, the government can claim certain unorthodox sexual acts as crimes against nature and the state.

Dwayne: Wait, wait a minute, we're consenting adults.

...Judge #2: Don't take it personally, just look upon it as a random spot check.

Rhonda: ...how will we know if we're doing anything unnatural?

Judge #2: We'll let you know. Just pretend we're not here, relax...

Judge #1: Oh, I'm a little nervous about where that mouth is heading.

Judge #3: Would your Honors deliberate with me on how low Rhonda's teeth may go on Dwayne's trunk? Rhonda, place a moratorium on the butterfly flick and stay out of the slammer, OK? What do you say?

Judge #5: Hey, believe me it wasn't unanimous. It was the Nixon appointees. I think you're both beautiful."
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