At first I thought I'd slept through the rapture, When...

[Hubert Flottz]

none of the usual old hateful republican guys were down at the coffee shop this morning scowling at me. Then I sat down at the bar and looked at the Gazette and I put one on one together. All those republican dudes are out trying to catch themselves a female companion. It is getting close to spring time ya know. Here's where they all went I'd bet ya...

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201201260306

[NMDemDist2]

1. you need to send those good ol boys this link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11573693

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Mopar = Mopig!

Bag and bag -up more roadkill with a Magnum...a Dodge Magnum!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Tractor-trailer hauling pigs wrecks on I-77

I guess it wasn't quite the rapture, but they say that pigs did fly, somewhere in West Virginia last night.

"I've never seen such sausage!", Honey Davis.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Low blow, but the pigs were darling!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Nothing is lower than the GOP.

That said, I hope all the little pigs at least get a saty of execution. They are cute little critters and it's lucky they weren't thrown into the path of the traffic.

[Lasher]

6. What's a saty of execution?

Sounds like something you would use to cure meat.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Delay in inflicting the death penalty.

Court ordered...

In this case fate ordered.

Poor little guys!