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Brexiters would support Chairman Mao, Fred West or Thanos if they delivered Brexit, says new survey
Anyone else would be fine.
“The key thing is that we leave the EU,” explained Simon Williams, a 102-year-old Brexit supporter who hasn’t had an original thought since 1982.
“If it takes one of Britain’s worst serial killers to make that happen, then so be it. Count me in.
“I would take Chairman Mao, as well. Granted, he may have been responsible for the deaths of millions of his countrymen, but he wouldn’t have stood for all this sovereign parliament nonsense.
“As for Thanos, I’m not really sure what people in that film had against him. He had a clear and solid plan and he didn’t care about the effect it had on the people who didn’t like the plan – he just went ahead implemented it. I like the idea of the click and the EU no longer existing. He’d be perfect for Brexit.”
“The key thing is that we leave the EU,” explained Simon Williams, a 102-year-old Brexit supporter who hasn’t had an original thought since 1982.
“If it takes one of Britain’s worst serial killers to make that happen, then so be it. Count me in.
“I would take Chairman Mao, as well. Granted, he may have been responsible for the deaths of millions of his countrymen, but he wouldn’t have stood for all this sovereign parliament nonsense.
“As for Thanos, I’m not really sure what people in that film had against him. He had a clear and solid plan and he didn’t care about the effect it had on the people who didn’t like the plan – he just went ahead implemented it. I like the idea of the click and the EU no longer existing. He’d be perfect for Brexit.”
[link:https://newsthump.com/2019/10/21/brexiters-would-support-chairman-mao-fred-west-or-thanos-if-they-delivered-brexit-says-new-survey/|]
Hehe, it is true fact satire... they would do a deal with the bloody devil. Oh, wait, they already have...
