MI6 doesn't operate like Bond and would never hire someone like Bond

[Jeneral2885]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p036cg31

Still I suppose it would be disbanded or reduced under a Corbyn government. After all, it's wasteful right?

[CJCRANE]

1. They would say that, wouldn't they?

*sips martini*

[Travis_0004]

2. I don't trust bond

Anybody who would shake a martini does not know what he is talking about.
It dilutes the drink as it breaks up the ice, and gets to much air into it.

[willvotesdem]

3. Bond enables

the Queen and her inbred offspring to remain the world's richest welfare recipients. But that dude can sure play poker.

[T_i_B]

4. Try reading the Ian Fleming books

You might find it more enjoyable than posting bollocks on here.

[Nihil]

5. "Reading"? Surely you jest?

Eyes need to be in focus for that job don't you know?

[non sociopath skin]

6. Surely you mean, "Have someone read them to you?"

They have quite big words and no pictures.

The Skin