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jtuck004

(15,882 posts)
Mon May 12, 2014, 10:37 PM May 2014

If you replace the word "Maggie" in Rod Stewart's lyrics...

I think it could become The Song of the Underemployed MCSE"...


Wake up Maggie Microsoft I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie Microsoft I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt

The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age...
...
Oh Maggie Microsoft I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway

Maggie Microsoft I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get on back home one of these days

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rodstewart/maggiemay.html


Oh well, Linux on the rebound is just as good.

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If you replace the word "Maggie" in Rod Stewart's lyrics... (Original Post) jtuck004 May 2014 OP
You have way too much time on your hands IMO n/t Earth Bound Misfit May 2014 #1
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