(You know what state) woman arrested after hiding pipe in a special place

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Trudy Kay Richardson was riding in a car with her step daughter when they were pulled over.

The 55-year-old Richardson, the patrolman noted, was observed holding a “blue glass marijuana pipe in her right hand.” Richardson, seen at right, would later tell the cop that the pipe was actually the property of her stepdaughter, who was apparently behind the wheel.

When Richardson spotted Officer Caricia Martinez standing next to the Pontiac, she “placed her hand with pipe into the front of her pants and proceeded to place the item inside of her vagina.” Richardson, Martinez added, “was repeatedly instructed to stop and yet continued.”

With regard to the pot pipe, Richardson subsequently said that she "put it in my pussy" at the request of her stepdaughter.

A remorseful Richardson "spontaneously stated" that she was “so sorry for not listening and putting the pipe in my pussy.” The pipe, Officer Martinez reported, smelled of marijuana and contained “burnt residue.”

[ck4829]

1. Stepmom's just trying to be cool I guess.

[unblock]

2. nevertheless, she persisted

[d_r]

3. Keeping it classy

[liberal N proud]

4. It was a crack pipe

[Dr. Strange]

5. If she had placed it just a couple of inches back, it would have been, yes.