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Mon Sep 18, 2017, 11:11 PM

 

Man gets a certain body part stuck in a dumbbell.

And I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't from there. This time across the pond in Deutschland.


Firefighters spent three hours using power tools to free a man with his penis trapped in a gym weight.

The crew used an angle-grinder and a circular saw to prise the 2.5kg dumbbell disc off the unfortunate weight-lifter at a hospital in Worms, Germany.

"One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2.5 kg dumbbell disc," it said on Facebook, describing the call-out as "somewhat different".

Perhaps wisely, the department offered no details on how the man became trapped. But it cautioned: "Please do not imitate such actions."

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Reply Man gets a certain body part stuck in a dumbbell. (Original post)
47of74 Sep 2017 OP
3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #1
UtahLib Sep 2017 #2
Kaleva Sep 2017 #8
3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #10
Kaleva Sep 2017 #11
brush Sep 2017 #3
Shrike47 Sep 2017 #4
Warpy Sep 2017 #5
BHDem53 Sep 2017 #6
3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #7
Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #9

Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 11:19 PM

1. I don't remember where I read this, but I remember the...

...story. Might even have been here on DU. There was a post about a man who got the same part stuck in a knothole of a section of a wooden park bench.

One of the responses offered this opinion (possible slight paraphrase) - "If there is a round hole in anything, you can bet there is some guy, somewhere, saying to himself, "I wonder if I could stick my dick in there?"

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 11:29 PM

2. LOL!

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 10:30 PM

8. There was a guy in Ohio who got arrested for screwing his picnic table.

The hole where one puts the umbrella shaft in. Maybe he was putting the table together and read the directions wrong. It'd be easy to miss the keyword "umbrella". Then there was the Wisconsin guy whose actions led to a state law that made making love to roadkill illegal. Then there was the dude who was caught by his girlfriend banging the Thanksgiving turkey in the kitchen. On Live Leak there's a video of a guy screwing the exhaust pipe of a car.

What was said in the last paragraph of your post is true and supported by many thousands of eye witness accounts, police reports and videos.

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 20, 2017, 12:06 AM

10. Roadkill? The Thanksgiving turkey?

Eewwww. Eewwww. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I think Freud was wrong about penis envy. Penises seem to get (some, anyway) of their owners into a whole lot of trouble. I don't think I'd want one.

When I was in nursing school, I worked weekends as a unit clerk in the emergency department of my university's hospital. I was on the minor trauma side. I came in one morning to find several people either snickering or with odd facial expressions. I wondered what was up. The surgical resident assigned to the urology service was writing up a penile injury sustained by a man in his 50s who had sneaked into his sister's home in the middle of the night and attempted to get his jollies from her vacuum cleaner. He had used the mechanized carpet brush from a Kenmore model that had the name "the Beater Bar Power Mate."

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 20, 2017, 03:15 PM

11. Good thing the sister didn't have a gun and mistook him for an intruder.

It'd be sooo embarrassing to be laying shot on the floor with a Kenmore Beater Bar Power Mate attached to one's penis.

I could tell some stories myself but that was a long time ago and the stories will die with me.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 11:52 PM

3. Dumbbell gets p_ _ _ s stuck in dumbbell.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 11:54 PM

4. I originally read this as 'doorbell". Very interesting mental image.

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Response to Shrike47 (Reply #4)

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 01:50 AM

5. I'm sure that's happened, also

I don't know what was funnier, the guy busted for pleasuring the umbrella hole in the family picnic table or the one caught ravishing pumpkins in a field. This one is pretty good, too, if only because it required the saw.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 02:37 AM

6. The dumbbell had to be rescued

by the fire department? Bet he never saw that coming.

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Response to BHDem53 (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 10:29 AM

7. "Bet he never...

...saw that coming."

Intentional double entendre, or coincidental? Let's hope the firefighters didn't have to clean up any bodily fluids.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Sep 19, 2017, 11:23 PM

9. Any port in a storm

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