Naked Washington man drives into tree while having sex; baby in backseat

[47of74]

Yikes

Authorities say a man who was drunk, naked and having sex with a woman while driving south of Tacoma missed a curve and struck a tree.

Washington State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova says the crash happened at about 6 p.m. Wednesday on Mountain Highway East near La Grande.

Bova says the woman, who was also naked, was hospitalized with broken bones. Bova says her 3-month-old child in the backseat was uninjured.

The News Tribune reports the driver was arrested and taken to Pierce County Jail on suspicion of felony driving under the influence, vehicular assault and child endangerment, according to Bova.

[Sneederbunk]

1. Joe Barton, is that you?

[Aristus]

2. Florida Man, what are you doing in the Pacific Northwest?

[NurseJackie]

7. Oh that's bad. I'm trying not to laugh... but...

[packman]

3. Naked, drunk, driving (sort of), and having sex

NOW THAT'S a Thanksgiving story for years to come as the family sits around the table.

[democratisphere]

4. Driving under the influence of what?

[SonofDonald]

5. The local paper says he's already had three DUI's

Now it's four, baby in the backseat, luckily it survived it's mothers decision to bring it along.

The child needs to be removed from her "care" permanently.

[multiculti1]

6. ooohhh man

we really deserve the apocalypse ....

[Generic Brad]

8. Missed a curve?

That's what she said.