Burglary suspect gets stuck in chimney, calls 911 for help

[UrbScotty]

Jesse Alan Berube, 32, was arrested on Wednesday in Citrus Heights, California, where police say he tried to wriggle down a chimney in an attempt to break into a business.

The would-be burglar got stuck about halfway down the chimney of a bar in the northeast suburbs of Sacramento, though, according to police.

Unable to go up or down, Berube was able to move just enough to access his cell phone, and called 911.

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'Criminal Santa does not have the same skills as the real deal,' cops noted in a press release.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5186447/California-burglary-suspect-gets-stuck-chimney.html

[Irish_Dem]

1. Probably a graduate of Trump University, criminal major. nt