(Not Florida) Man Rapes Pony in front of horrified visitors at a kids petting zoo in Germany

[MosheFeingold]

The Sun (UK)
November 13, 2017
By: Maryse Godden

A man has been arrested for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Germany. The 23-year-old Syrian man was reportedly spotted at the Kinderbauernhof (children's farm) area of Goelitzer Park, in Berlin, by a babysitter who was visiting the zoo with a child.

The incident happened at around 3pm on November 3 in front of horrified visitors, local media reported.

A mum told the Berliner Morgenpost: "My babysitter was at Goerlitzer Park with our son when they witnessed the man carrying out a sexual act on the pony."

The woman said her babysitter had informed park staff about the incident but is unwilling to talk about it any further because it was "too traumatising".

A zoo employee told the German newspaper that the babysitter had taken a photo of the man as he committed the act, and immediately contacted park staff, who called the police.

When the young man allegedly realised that he had been seen, he got off the animal and disappeared into the park.

The unnamed suspect from Syria is facing charges for violating the Animal Welfare Act and "causing a public nuisance through sexual acts", police confirmed.

He faces up to three years in prison or a fine if convicted.

The kid's petting farm in Germany's capital is popular with young families and is home to two ponies, two donkeys, half a dozen sheep and goats as well as chickens, ducks and rabbits.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4902007/syrian-man-rapes-pony-germany-petting-zoo/

[Sneederbunk]

1. What do you get when you cross a man with a pony?

A dirty look from the pony.

[marble falls]

2. I guess he got too carried away with petting.

[Victor_c3]

15. I think its called heavy petting

I remember the album “Heavy Petting Zoo” from the 90s. Needless to say that it has traumatized me.

[pandr32]

3. So much for claiming women incite uncontrollable urges

...in men and therefore need to be appropriately dressed to not excite.
Ponies too???

[MosheFeingold]

5. Perhaps

It was as pretty as that ewe in the Monty Python skit.

[JDC]

7. What did the pony expect?!

[bluedigger]

4. Don't we have an Agit Prop forum for stories like these?

[MosheFeingold]

6. What's political about a weirdo raping a pony?

There's a reason this is in "weird news." It's weird.

[Duppers]

8. Exactly!

[Motley13]

9. What was the pony wearing?

[Nitram]

10. How many previous partners had the pony had? Had she been drinking?

[Maraya1969]

14. She was naked. That's all you need to know.

[Bayard]

11. Was the pony even a mare?

Said the pony, "I've had better."

[bluedigger]

12. I guess it's hard to see the forest for all the trees.

This is just another bs story like that of the crowds of Muslim refugees raping European girls, except this time playing to the stereotype of them all being goat fuckers. Just enough detail - time and place, ages - to be believable, but no names, not one witness, not a police spokesperson, and no photo. Even Florida man has a name.

[Kaleva]

13. ISIS has fallen on hard times.