Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail

[steve2470]

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/03/07/man_who_refused_to_poo_for_almost_seven_weeks_released_from_prison/

A suspected drug dealer's bowels have won out over Essex cops after he was released from custody by resisting the urge to poo for 46 days.

Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested in the UK town of Harlow, in Essex, on 17 January for failing to stop his car and on suspicion of intent to supply Class A drugs, which cops believed he had swallowed.

A court granted police the right to hold him until he passed the drugs – but Chambers decided to do some holding of his own.

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Eventually, after almost seven weeks of self-enforced constipation, Chambers was released on bail and sent straight to hospital in a police car with a medical professional at his side.

How in TF can you avoid defecating for 46 days?!!

[DetlefK]

1. To quote Barney Stinson:

[appleannie1943]

2. That is taking being full of s**t to a whole new level. It is a good thing he did not

get a cold. A cough could have been a disaster.

[magicarpet]

3. Come on..... Somebody rec this... Where's that ten ft pole ?

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[PJMcK]

4. Okay

Still, it's a weird story.

[denbot]

5. One up of coffee..

With any luck no bystanders would be knocked down by the blast..