Iowan shows why you shouldn't measure your manhood in a public restroom

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Iowan shows why you shouldn't measure your manhood in a public restroom

A man who was arrested for measuring his penis with a ruler while at a urinal inside a University of Iowa bathroom has struck a plea deal that will spare him jail time, but which requires completion of a sex offender treatment program, according to court records.

Thomas Morgan, 44, was arrested on multiple indecent exposure counts following a bizarre incident inside the school’s Main Library in Iowa City.

Police reported that Morgan “partially turned his body towards the victim/witness,” who was using a urinal at the time. Morgan, seen at righ, then “measured his penis against a cardboard ruler,” according to a criminal complaint.

The victim told cops that Morgan “made a comment regarding his size,” adding that he “felt weird and uncomfortable” seeing Morgan’s “semi-erect penis.” The man added that atop two of the urinals were cardboard rulers with “dark sharpie markings regarding penis size.”

[madaboutharry]

1. Self supervised probation?

What happens when he finds himself in violation of his supervised probation?

[Kilgore]

2. I'm sure it's a stiff punishment

[NBachers]

3. Was he identified in a lineup?

[Canoe52]

4. Was he arrested for not measuring up?