Woman from (guess) objected to complaints over her gas passing.

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With a knife

A knife-wielding woman threatened to “gut” a fellow Dollar General shopper after the victim complained “in reference to the defendant farting loudly” while in the checkout line, Florida police charge.

Shanetta Wilson, 37, got into an argument Sunday evening after a male customer commented negatively about her passing gas, according to investigators who responded to the store in Dania Beach, a city just south of Ft. Lauderdale.

As alleged in a complant affidavit, Wilson removed a small knife from her purse, opened the weapon, and “told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him.” When Wilson pulled her hand back as if preparing to attack, victim John Walker, 55, was “in fear that he was going to be stabbed by the defendant.”

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1. Hahahahaha! Just pull out your gas mask. Don't mess with someone...

bold enough to keep farting up a storm in a checkout line.