Naked man bikes to a store called RockHard Lovestuff. That was only the beginning.

[TexasTowelie]

The man angrily tore off his clothes in front of a Wilton Manors restaurant, got on his bicycle and rode nude to a store called RockHard Lovestuff. It was early evening with rush-hour traffic passing the man.

“It was like he was mad at them,” said Skip VandeLinde, who was driving by at the time. “It was just strange.”

The man went in, took an article of clothing from the store and put it on, police said. He said he was trading his bike for it and walked out.

When officers found him, he was once again nude and walking up and down the block, exposed to passersby, police said.

Read more: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article233730927.html

[Blue Owl]

1. Man, that is methed up...

n/t

[mr_lebowski]

3. It doesn't always do that ...

Some people just play Uno with their friends with MTV on in the background, doing shots of liquor, jabbering their faces off, smoking cigarettes, and waiting for the sun to come up.

Or maybe randomly decide to drive 3.5 hours up to Reno at midnight to try to gamble at one of the low-rent casino's, even though they're only 19.

Not that I personally knew anything about that in the 80's or anything. Just stories I heard.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Florida Man is at it again.

[3catwoman3]

4. Naked on a bike seat. Wouldn't...

...that chafe?

[Doodley]

5. Two shocked ladies saw him. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach!

[liberal N proud]

6. It's all possible in Florida