If you're going to shoplift, riding topless on a bike may not be the best getaway

[47of74]

Florida (obviously) woman found that out the hard way.

According to cops, a woman last night stole $19.99 flip flops and other merchandise from a clothing store on Okaloosa Island. A worker at Surfside Outfitters told investigators that the suspect placed one item into her bag and then walked out of the business wearing the stolen shoes around 7 PM.

The employee, cops reported, said the shoplifter “was last seen riding away, through the parking lot, on a bicycle.”

After the shoplifting episode, several callers to 911 reported that a woman was riding her bicycle erratically down the middle of Highway 98, a two-lane road that runs through the island.

When a sheriff’s deputy pulled alongside the bicycle, the rider was not wearing a shirt. When the cop asked the woman to pull over, she replied, “Make me.”

[Skittles]

1. two words you should never use with the cops

"Make me"

[CaptYossarian]

2. What a boob!

[bluedigger]

3. More of a breast getaway, then?

[Thekaspervote]

4. Funnieeeee!!

[FakeNoose]

5. Who pays $19.99 for a pair of flip-flops?

This story can't possibly be true!

[world wide wally]

6. I like her attitude